Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted the lobster is alive and very dangerous.

I wish someone would kill me .

Granted





















Your Dead.

I wish for another bigger better earth.

Granted, but you it is better only if you are a flaming, pedophilic, necrophilic cannibal.

I wish I were at a concert right now.

Granted, but the concert ends the instant you get there.

I wish I had a non-poisonous, non-explosive, non-stealable, apple pie that tastes really good and has no bad ingredients.

You got one and then choked on it.

I wish the patch ends very soon with no bugs/glitches in it.

Granted, but your gameguard won't update.

I wish the name I picked for Yello wasn't taken and couldn't be used/stolen by anyone who isn't me. :<

Granted, but I dont understand your wish and just turn your skin a vibrant yellow for the rest of your life, unfourtently the US Goverment thinks you have a rare disease, quarnties you and accidently blows up your house, while you're in it.

I wish

Granted, but you failed to roll anything better than 6/6/6/7 for your character, forcing you to buy 5 ap resets

I wish I could decide which class I would play on yellonde.

Granted, your now lower class, your annual income for Yellonde is 500 Mesos an hour

I wish for the letter X

Granted, but it came written on a beaker with the word "chemical" written in front of it. Thus turning you into a mutant, and not a powerpuff girl, because 3 ingredients were left out. You are mistaken for a monster and are immediately beaten out of town.

I wish my mom would shut up.

Granted, but it came written on a beaker with the word "chemical" written in front of it. Thus turning you into a mutant, and not a powerpuff girl, because 3 ingredients were left out. You are mistaken for a monster and are immediately beaten out of town.

I wish my mom would shut up.

I wish so too ;_;

Your Mom gets a nationaly broadcasted television program and is heard all over the world.

I wish I had pizza for lunch

Your Mom gets a nationaly broadcasted television program and is heard all over the world.

I wish I had pizza for lunch

Your wish is granted... unfortunately, the pizza, while delicious, causes you to spend the next 10 hours in the bathroom, after which you need prescription medicine to digest your food for the next two weeks.

I wish for a cookie.

@Quantact, you receive your cookie which is caked with a mold that seems to look at you when you move and pulsates as though it were breathing. I'm impossible to offend try as you might, but Liza beat you to it anyways.

I wish the light over my head would turn itself off. /lazy

I wish the light over my head would turn itself off. /lazy

The light over your head goes out as Jason Voorhees jumps out of the TV screen and kills you with his machete.

I wish for another cookie, this time a low-calorie one.

Granted but its raisin

i wish for.......... a plasma screen tv

Granted, but it cracks immediately after you get it.

I wish for the machete to be removed from my cerebral cortex.

I wish for the machete to be removed from my cerebral cortex.

Your wish is granted, but the doctor screws up during the operation and you die AGAIN during the procedure, and his filthy sleazy lawyer causes your malpractice suit to be thrown out of court.

I wish for an apple pie.

Granted, but the pie is tainted with the blood of those slain by said machete and thus tastes like cheap porn and camp crystal lake.

I wish for a bottle of eyedrops that will not damage my eyes.

I wish for a bottle of eyedrops that will not damage my eyes.

Granted; the eyedrops do not damage them, but cause them to fall out instead.

I wish for a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington.