you laugh you lose

derp

LOL WARNED.i

Nothing else to add.

This is getting worst than 4chan.... Seriously.

Nothing else to add.

derp

someone is getting infracted

Just a warning, Greg. One more infraction point and I will permanently ban you and see to it that you do not return.

This is getting worst than 4chan.... Seriously.

Sarah would like a word with you.

someone is getting infracted

IamOKwiththis.jpg

Who is sarah?

oh and to win the thread

 Spoiler

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

IamOKwiththis.jpg

Whatever floats your boat. Lets don't lose another traditional sp member, so stop being a f'aggot

Whatever floats your boat. Lets don't lose another traditional sp member, so stop being a f'aggot

Are you insisting that the rest of us are boring, bland and not as interesting as Greg?
I'm not tryign to be mean, but, Greg isn't that funny or special in any way, hes just been here a long time (and been banned around 3 times). I've been here a while and seen people come and go, and, lets face it. NO ONE CARES IF A 'FAMOUS' PERSON IS BANNED. Sure, there might be a "boo hoo", but, a couple days later, its as if everyone has forgotten and the person never existed. If Greg got banned, I don't think anyone would really care. Greg is jsut another member, who has some sense of humour and can make people laugh, but needs to know when to.. SHUT-UP and not get infracted/warned/banned so much.
And how is he traditional? That doesn't even make sense.

Whatever, this is the funhosue. Funhouse Reply. Funhouse Topic. Funhouse Day.

> STUPIDLY IMPLYING I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER MEMBERS

Seriously, he's by far one of the members that keeps SP alive. Every forum, every place needs a person leading the pack. Besides administrators and moderators, I can count with my feet and my hands the members that made SP the place it is. One of them is, unfortunately for you, Greg.

Stop being a f'ucking retard.

Are you insisting that the rest of us are boring, bland and not as interesting as Greg?

I don't know about that, but I personally find you rather boring, bland, and uninteresting in comparison to not only myself, but the majority of Southperry. I think most of us can agree (Probably not you, but that's ok) that the forums feel different without Mark around. I think so. I liked Swerve a lot, too. Dunno what happened to him.

but needs to know when to.. SHUT-UP and not get infracted/warned/banned so much.

I don't see how me getting infracted, warned, or banned has any impact on you whatsoever. You sound mad.

> STUPIDLY IMPLYING I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER MEMBERS

Seriously, he's by far one of the members that keeps SP alive. Every forum, every place needs a person leading the pack. Besides administrators and moderators, I can count with my feet and my hands the members that made SP the place it is. One of them is, unfortunately for you, Greg.

Stop being a f'ucking retard.

Woah O__O
Calm down.
My post wasn't really directed at you, it was more towards everyone who looks up to him in some odd fashion.
I just get tired of it all. >__>

Goggles!

They can turn a Greg:



Into THIS!

 Spoiler

Since this thread is getting out of way...

a lame joke

2 muffins are in an oven

One says: maaaaan its so hot here
The other one says: OMFG a talking muffin

We all do. I don't like that ''WHOA, I'M NEW TO SP LETS SUCK GRAGS BALLS OF STEEL'' either, but I don't care.

Sorry if I was rude.

I made my comment, I'm done, I'm not going to take it anywhere else... so...
Back on Topic:

Carl was walking down a sidewalk.
He saw a penny on the ground.
He picked it up an noticed how very shiny it was.
"How shiny!" he said
Suddenly, it blew up in his face.Carl ended up in the hospital with 4 fractures in his skull and face basically non-existent.
Carl eventually recovered, and was fine once again.
On another day, Carl saw a penny on the ground.
"I'm not picking that up." he said.
He walked around the penny.
Into an armed robber.
The robber shot Carl in the face and he died.
THE END

Seriously, he's by far one of the members that keeps SP alive. Every forum, every place needs a person leading the pack. Besides administrators and moderators, I can count with my feet and my hands the members that made SP the place it is. One of them is, unfortunately for you, Greg.

Though I don't really agree that he's alpha male, he is a chap with some class. It would be sucks2chimgone around here.

I don't know about that, but I personally find you rather boring, bland, and uninteresting in comparison to not only myself, but the majority of Southperry. I think most of us can agree (Probably not you, but that's ok) that the forums feel different without Mark around. I think so. I liked Swerve a lot, too. Dunno what happened to him.

Oh, good ol' Swerve. I liked the guy equally as much as you do. Here's what he said on Throws's visitor messages (thanks to Throws for showing me this when I asked this same question on IRC one day.)

I'm going for a long break. I tried to play by the rules but I failed miserably. Sarah didn't deserve to get banned. The whole system is retarded. I'm going to leave before I cause anymore unnecessary drama. According to the rules I don't have to waste time writing any interesting stories for the community so I'm just going to trash it. Community is again wasted by kindergarten policies causing sarcasm and stupidity to run rampant. I guess I needed Sarah to keep me in check. See you later aligator.

On the topic of this thread, I'm going to agree with this here gentleman I just responded to: I'm going to s(hit all over this thread.
Why is it that an OC Challenge is just a two week thing, anyways? OC needs to be encouraged more often, and the reward should be something along the lines of a pat on the back from Greg or something for the best OC thread of the day.

a pat on the back from Greg

Goggles!

They can turn a Greg:



Into THIS!

 Spoiler

I lol'd.