Things that give you pleasure

Anal.

...
this too.

and freshly shaven body parts. (just got out of the shower and shaved my pits therein. *insert feelsgoodman.png*)

This thread.

Actually, there are 3 things that really gives me pleasure, that I have personally done, prepare yourself!

1) Beating a noob.. in Smash. Oh, it makes me happy to know that I am not even trying when I am constantly shffl'ing and doing back-airs with Jigs, without even doing any advanced teching, and spacing the entire match. I love their facial reaction as they get 4-stocked to smithereans knowing that I just completely ass-raped them, and it gives me great pleasure and enjoyment in doing so. Sorta mean, but I enjoy it. I don't act arrogant, but on the inside, I giggle in pure joy like a 5 year old child.

2) Boob-groping, serious. Nothing makes a pro like me smile until I put my delicate Asian hands upon a woman's breasts . . . MMMM... (A-size or below need not apply)

3) French-kissing, enough said.

Touching myself.

Kittens

I lol'd.

playing with my ball (i'm athletic)

Taking roids with my AIDS filled needles.

Talking about things that give me pleasure.

When you thought of this thread I bet you thought, "Yo dawg I herd you like talking things that give you pleasure so I made a pleasurable thread where you can talk about things that give you pleasure so you can talk about things that give you pleasure"

=/...I'm freaking bored

You guys

guys

Glad you decided to finally come out about it =]

Taking roids with my AIDS filled needles.

You better be kidding sir. When we make sweet love I do not want AIDS.

You better be kidding sir. When we make sweet love I do not want AIDS.

Stop cheating on me ;~;

bubble baths, good music, making someone smile or laugh.

Hot men.
Sleep.
Asian food.
Sleep.
Asian food.
Hot Men.
Hot Men.
Hot Men.
Uhm, hot men?
Oh, and hot men.

:|

Stop cheating on me ;~;

Excuse me sir.... but I do believe you're the one cheating on me =(

*looks at FB pic and cries*

I just can't have enough of cocaine.
GOOD pomegranate MAN.
GOOD pomegranate.

Bowling. Helping friends with their problems. Playing a violin part perfectly.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on...

I think I just had Elementary School PTSD.