The Southperry Adult-Situation Writing Challenge!*
#1
So recently, I started thinking about what to possibly do for OC, and then, the formation of an idea struck me in this 12-second SZS clip.
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I almost had thought of trying to make a random pairing generator of Southperricans to create Southperotica-type stories; but I realized doing a Southperotica-wannabe based on random users was wrong. Southperotica may have been one of the most brilliant threads I've seen in the Funhouse, and all because of the fact that it cleverly played with tensions between Southperricans and put them in erotic situations; or toyed with the context of what some people said to others and turned it into something erotic (I'm thinking of the Baklava and Sarah one when Baklava claimed that it was a crappy thread in particular). I'm gonna leave this freedom of who the author wants to use. (I also was going to give a generator to possibly inspire the braindead, but the odds of that happening might be slim when there's too many users to choose from and who would be considered fit for such a list.)

So exactly what makes it a challenge? To keep with the idea of randomizing to hopefully come out with a brilliant and humorous story, you must utilize certain "props", a setting, and part of the scenario/a story element will be given; and given those constraints; find Southperry users who you can create a story around and create yourself an excellent story! To keep it random, here's a random number generator. Make 3 rows of generators that go from a minimum of 1 to 20. Take a screenshot to show us your 3 numbers between 1 and 20, and see how it fits in with the below. First row corresponds to setting, second row to scenario, and third row to props. I won't be able to tell how many times you've probably redone it to get better numbers, so feel free to roll until you find something that you like. You can expand on these ideas as much as you want, but it should still keep the same ideas; for an example, there is no time of day given for setting; or once you have a prop, you can play with it in any way you like and incorporate other items with it. Some of these are based on TVTropes, particularly scenarios/story elements; so if you're having trouble, head on there to look it up; I mixed up general Love Tropes and a few Sex Tropes for scenarios

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 Scenarios/Story Elements
 Props

Are you up for a bonus challenge to spice up your story even more? Add a fourth generator that goes from 1 to 10 for this extra balls to the walls hard challenge. The challenge is... opening dialogue! Most of the dialogue is incredibly difficult to incorporate, so I'll wish you luck if you try to work with this.

 OPTIONAL: Quotations to be Used as Opening Dialogue


Rules are identical to those of Southperotica:
1. Please refrain from posting any images, as this experience should be stimulating entirely through the use of text.
2. As obvious as Mark and Greg boning is, please try to use variety when choosing characters for your Southperotica!
3. The very most that can be tolerated is rated R than rated X as Fiel said in Southperotica
4. Enjoy your fapping and rectal stimulation!

Also, please avoid being malicious towards other members in your post.

Have fun, Southperry!

(Now we can only wait for a post that has Beach+Absence makes the Heart go Yonder+Cigarettes revolving around Mark getting back from his ban and Greg finally being reunited with his sweetheart at the beach where they make sweet love, and then smoke cigarettes in the afterglow of the sunset as they hold hands and stare at the glow in the stretched out horizon above the deep, blue ocean. OH- and "My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background too.)
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#2
Set 1:

13. Motel

4. Did the Earth move for You Too?

20. Tambourine

One night in Motel 69, Adam and Mary were setting the mood to love. As the motion in the ocean was starting to ramp up, Adam, an music lover, grabbed a Tambourine from the bedside table (that holds the bible) and started playing along to the music of Love that him and Mary were making in the room. After almost an hour of musically motivated Love making, Adam let out one last shudder, shaking the whole bed. When finished, Adam turned to Mary and asked, "Did the Eathe move for you too?" To which Mary replied, "In more ways than one."
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Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Set 1:

13. Motel

4. Did the Earth move for You Too?

20. Tambourine

One night in Motel 69, Adam and Mary were setting the mood to love. As the motion in the ocean was starting to ramp up, Adam, an music lover, grabbed a Tambourine from the bedside table (that holds the bible) and started playing along to the music of Love that him and Mary were making in the room. After almost an hour of musically motivated Love making, Adam let out one last shudder, shaking the whole bed. When finished, Adam turned to Mary and asked, "Did the Eathe move for you too?" To which Mary replied, "In more ways than one."

Needs moar Southperricans. It seemed pretty well established in the first post; but I'll edit for clarity.
C'mon Southperry, it's not brain surgery or quantum physics! Is this really what Southperry can offer at most?
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Smooth Criminal Wrote:Needs moar Southperricans. It seemed pretty well established in the first post; but I'll edit for clarity.
C'mon Southperry, it's not brain surgery or quantum physics! Is this really what Southperry can offer at most?

I dont know people here enough to do something like that. That is one reason why I see the first thread of this kind ending badly. You dont want to force awkward scenarios involving people from here without warning.
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#5
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:You dont want to force awkward scenarios involving people from here without warning.
You have MY permission! Glitter
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#6
SlayerZach Wrote:You have MY permission! Glitter

:f6:

You asked for it Rolleyes

Set 1: Redux

13. Motel

4. Did the Earth move for You Too?

20. Tambourine

One night in Motel 69, Adam and SlayerZach were setting the mood to love. As the motion in the ocean was starting to ramp up, Adam, an music lover, grabbed a Tambourine from the bedside table (that holds the bible) and started playing along to the music of Love that him and SlayerZach were making in the room. After almost an hour of musically motivated Love making, Adam let out one last shudder, shaking the whole bed. When finished, Adam turned to SlayerZach and asked, "Did the Earth move for you too?" To which SlayerZach replied, "In more ways than one."
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#7
Sn1perJohnE Wrote::f6:
:f6:

Edit: yaaay Glitter
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#8
SlayerZach Wrote::f6:

Edit: yaaay Glitter

Sadly, that story will never happen in real life. I'm sorry, bro.
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#9
Oh lord, Zach has already seen this thread D:<
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#10
K!yO Wrote:Oh lord, Zach has already seen this thread D:<

He's already fapped to it too. You're late Kiyo. Frown
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#11
DualReaver Wrote:He's already fapped to it too. You're late Kiyo. Frown
John, I give you permission to include DualReaver as well. ;3
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#12
SlayerZach Wrote:John, I give you permission to include DualReaver as well. ;3

I would totally do Chompy. Glitter
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#13
SlayerZach Wrote:John, I give you permission to include DualReaver as well. ;3

Set 1: Part Drei Musical Of Love

13. Motel

4. Did the Earth move for You Too?

20. Tambourine

One night in Motel 69, DualReaver and SlayerZach were setting the mood to love. As the motion in the ocean was starting to ramp up, DualReaver, an music lover, grabbed a Tambourine from the bedside table (that holds the bible) and started playing along to the music of Love that him and SlayerZach were making in the room. SlayerZach reached back and wrapped his hands around DualReaver's hand holding the Tambourine and helped him make the music of Love. After almost an hour of musically motivated Love making, DualReaver let out one last shudder, shaking the whole bed. When finished, DualReaver turned to SlayerZach and asked, "Did the Earth move for you too?" To which SlayerZach replied, "In more ways than one."
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#14
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:When finished, DualReaver turned to SlayerZach and asked, "Did the Earth move for you too?" To which Mary replied, "In more ways than one."

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#15
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Mary replied, "In more ways than one."
Where the pineapple did Mary come from? :f6:
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#16
PHOOk YOU ALL!!! I RULE YOU!
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#17
SlayerZach Wrote:Where the pineapple did Mary come from? :f6:

I always wondered what the name of your inner woman was Zach. :f6:
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#18
DualReaver Wrote:I always wondered what the name of your inner woman was Zach. :f6:
Not her name.
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#19
DualReaver Wrote:I always wondered what the name of your inner woman was Zach. :f6:

Its Shaquzeria Moaneca Galloporana.
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#20
SlayerZach Wrote:Not her name.

[COLOR="Green"]So then that's the name your parents gave you at birth? :f6:


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