Pirates prevent global warming.

The only explanation.

Am I supposed to be laughing?

Am I supposed to be laughing?

You are supposed to be worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Wow, so Nexon is a major contributor to Global Warming too? They hate pirates after all.

Pirates prevent global warming because downloading things off the internet uses less resources than a physical copy of whatever you're downloading.

The more you download, the more trees you save!

Mind = Blown

I torrent lots to be green!

Am I supposed to be laughing?

No. Global warming is a very real and increasingly serious issue present in our day and age. By creating this thread, I am hoping to bring to light the potential benefits this cause will bring. As of 2010, it is believed that the greenhouse effect is a greater threat than it has ever been in the previous approaching years. In addition, due to astronomical events predicted to occur in 2012, we, as a species must respond in kind to ensure a future for our children and our children's children (excluding Spidey('s)).

HA! Know I have a reason not to get to jail. =D

No. Global warming is a very real and increasingly serious issue present in our day and age. By creating this thread, I am hoping to bring to light the potential benefits this cause will bring. As of 2010, it is believed that the greenhouse effect is a greater threat than it has ever been in the previous approaching years. In addition, due to astronomical events predicted to occur in 2012, we, as a species must respond in kind to ensure a future for our children and our children's children (excluding Spidey's).

I thought it was changed to 2208.

I thought it was changed to 2208.

End of the world prophecies are irrelevant to the matter at hand. To believe that the world will end is foolish. Astronomical phenomenons mentioned is a reference to the inevitable planetary alignments of our astral bodies in our neighboring solar system set to take place in the near future. Magnetic polarities of said astral bodies are believed to significantly impact the current state of global warming here on Earth which was why mention of 2012 was necessary.

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I copyright'd that s'hit douchenozzle

Correlation does not imply causation.

(Too srs?)