Just for you!

Earlier today, while checking my OC thread, I noticed some tension between three users that put me into a depressed state. Why did it have to be like this? Why can't these three just get along with each other? Why does the solution to every problem have to be a warning, or an infraction? I reject this solution. I'm here to present an alternative, just for you three. One day, you'll thank me for saving you a painful red card in the bottom right corner of your post. Having experienced them myself, I know; they hurt.

Rob, GMSInfighter, and Kawasiri Mimoto, I would like to request that you three make one post describing why you felt your hostile posts located in the spoiler below were necessary. You will not insult each other in your posts. You will not exemplify sarcasm in an attempt to disguise your insults. You will not describe their personality or posting history. You will describe only your own post, and why it was posted.

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Be clear. Describe what motivated you to post what you had posted while still maintaining the maturity and respect that all three of undoubtedly have. If all three of you can make this one post successfully, we'll proceed to the second step.

I'm here to fix everything. I'm the Professor Layton to your problems.

Shut up, homo.

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Thanks Greg, I lol'd hard. See, I'm not venting at all, I just want to restate and get my point across with a few examples:

You have to look closer.

That looks like a tampon.

How original.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

I think we all acknowledge the problem as it is. Thanks for the space.

Shut up, homo.

See, Southperry? Gone are the days where I, a white man, can even attempt to go as far as to help other users without becoming a victim to the hostility that englufs the entirety of this forum. You're next, Mark. While I can only handle one predicament at a time, I'll make sure that I see to your issues as well.

Thanks for the examples, Rob. However, I would appreciate it if these examples were used only as examples, and not as the summary that I had requested of you in the initial post of this thread.

Attempt to be cool, right, Greg?

-takes input-

-rejects-

Does not compute.

Laughing my ass off at the bear one.

My e-penis is increasing!

EDIT - Haha, oh wow. I didn't even see the responses to that. Ya'll take s'hit too srsly.

My e-penis is increasing!

It's only by .001%, don't get so excited.

It's only by .001%, don't get so excited.

Someones butthurt.

Someones butthurt.

Posting pictures of anime to substitute thoughts, old joke is getting really old.

EDIT: come up with someone with more of a kick, doesn't have to be completely original, but at least 'new' that you haven't done, and I might actually try at insults.

Just For You, reloaded.

Posting pictures of anime to substitute thoughts, old joke is getting really old.

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I never knew you watch queer anime like that.

I never knew you watch queer anime like that.

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Stop that, you two! Take a good look at Rob's post. While it was not the summary that I had requested, Rob was still able to present to me a legitimate influence toward his post without baiting or trolling another user. It would be in your best interest to follow his example.

You've earned one gold star, Rob. Keep up the good work! I'm still waiting on that summary of yours.

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Do I even want to know what's going on right now?

Thread's getting funny, but something tells me it will be closed soon.

Do I even want to know what's going on right now?

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