Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but you get struck by lightning.

I wish for a pet goldfish that doesn't run away from me.

@ CS- Granted, you get so many that you never run out until you make the mistake of wishing for yourself to die.
@tzk221- It gets on a skateboard and rides way.
I wish for non-acidic -non-poision non-exploding -non-disgusting pie

Granted! You get the worlds best pie, so good that its perfect, but it's so good you can't stop eating it until it is gone and there will never be another pie like this again...

I wish for one of my theories to be right!

Granted but you forget what they are and someone else takes the glory.

I wish everyone to turn to........................(some days later)........................pokemon? :f6:

Granted... for me anyways...

I wish this never happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbw_K8pfNfo

Granted, but a gas station explodes instead(one w/ low prices).

I wish for the next person to have no wish.

Granted, but I changed my mind.

I wish for stuffed pie for mudkipz.

at tzk* granted, but 20 years from now the effects of it not happening lead to the apocalypse. (everything happens for a reason)

at blankout** granted, but they poison the poor mudkipz and they die

i wish for more interesting wishes

Granted, but guess what! I've poisoned your breakfast muffin with short term memory pills!

I wish for this forum to have five thousand members in 2 months!

Granted but Fiel loses interest in this website and closes it shortly after.

I wish I didn't feel so crappy...

Granted, now you feel sad, depressed, sleepy, emo-ish, slow, sluggish, and constant mood swings.

I wish for mudkips to turn to apples that I won't eat.

GRanted, but they turn back into mudkips, and now theres 4698506985 more Mudkips, now every other pokemon your run into is a mudkip.

I wish for the next person to go blind and for the hands to fall off the second they type "Granted" Therefore leaving this wish uncorrupeted.

Granted - by a blind and limbless army veteran using voice recognition technology. Wish has nothing to target, so it goes to the graveyard.

Said veteran is pulled out of time-haxing hammerspace, of course.

On that note, I wish for my own personal hammerspace in which I can store useful items and instantly retrieve them at a later time.

Granted but you die before you get to use it.

I wish

You wish nothing?
Granted, now you have nothing.

I wish I have a power level of 9001

granted, but but buu arrives early and kicks your ass

i wish for more fun wishes to destroy

Granted, however, you receive an overflow of wishes, and you cannot keep up.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Granted, but you get runover by a car because the driver couldn't see you.

I wish for a better summer.

Granted. It's a whole lot better for everyone but you.

I wish could help me take over the world.

I wish could help me take over the world.

Granted. However, after taking over the world with , backstabbed you and killed you, declaring himself the leader of the world.

I wish... upon a star? JK. Hmm... to make it more difficult for the next person to corrupt... I wish I had better friends.