Could you get someone pregnant this way?

... It was in the news. She had an un-broken heimen and she was pregnant. Unless both of them undressed infront of eachother and he ejaculated into her opened vagina...

if his penis is tiny and her himen loose it can happen.

Trying to be creative?

Aim for a tissue, dammit.


Toilet seats are no fun, cleaning up after is such a hassle

Aim for a tissue, dammit.


Toilet seats are no fun, cleaning up after is such a hassle

How can you even cum on the toilet seat

How can you even cum on the toilet seat

You point your penis at it, and go for it. Why one would cum on a seat and not simply into the bowl is beyond me though.

I liek turtlez/

I leave this thread for one night and it's evolved into a "lolfap" thread. I never meant for this to be funny, offensive, or lulzy in any way.

I leave this thread for one night and it's evolved into a "lolfap" thread. I never meant for this to be funny, offensive, or lulzy in any way.

But we're just having fun in the FUNhouse =P

You point your penis at it, and go for it. Why one would cum on a seat and not simply into the bowl is beyond me though.

Boners make it hard to aim anywhere but up... unless you bend forward. Even then it aims at the fine line between the bowl and the seat... sometimes making it through, sometimes getting all over the seat.
Then there's the kinky hoars who shoot up and try to aim it into the bowl.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

 This poster made an effort to bring originality to the Funhouse.

This is a common misconception teens make, much like the "you can't get pregnant if you're both virgins" or "that priest doesn't know what he's talking about, Satan doesn't make all condoms" myths. (I assure you, that priest is a very reputable source. Who can you trust if you can't trust your own Holy Father?)

The fact of the matter is, sperm is an airborne virus that can be absorbed by the lungs if you inhale near it. Sperm can survive temperatures of -273°C, close to absolute zero, temperatures as high as 151 °C (303 °F), 1,000 times more radiation than other animals (more than even full grown humans), almost a century without water, and even the vacuum of space. Indeed, it is because of these little critters that the human race strives as well as it does today.

They are very strong cells, and must be killed properly if you wish to protect yourself from pregnancy.

So far, the only known weaknesses of sperm are; Bleach, Ammonia (Bleach and Ammonia together gets the job done faster), Dr.Pepper, and bear feces.

Just so you know, birth control pills always use one or more of those in their ingredients.

 This poster did not.

Wai?

Hmm.

My toilet seat has fake crabs, fishes, seashells, sand and bones in it.



And jism-ing on a toilet seat isnt hard lol. Just bend down, aim and pewpew

 This poster made an effort to bring originality to the Funhouse.

Hmm.

All I can say is :f6:

My toilet seat has fake crabs, fishes, seashells, sand and bones in it.



And jism-ing on a toilet seat isnt hard lol. Just bend down, aim and pewpew

Boners make it hard to aim anywhere but up... unless you bend forward. Even then it aims at the fine line between the bowl and the seat... sometimes making it through, sometimes getting all over the seat.
Then there's the kinky hoars who shoot up and try to aim it into the bowl.

:f6:

All i can say is... LOL

and

1.- no
2.- o.o... no

this reminds me of Mexico yahoo answers site, full of questions like this one,

BTW his post is F.U.N.

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wow...you can not get pregnant from a toilet seat. Jesus christ lol....

Oh question :

If I give a blow job and swallow can I get pregnant ?!?!?!@?ASDG@#(%(!?!?!>

What, that's how you had kids, wasn't it? :f6: