Are you a parent?

Just curious how many Southperrians have children.



I don't have any kids and I'm not sure if I want any any time soon.

Just you. You forget the majority of members are still virgins.

Just you.

... What?

Your thread implied you had children before you edited.

Your thread implied you had children before you edited.

Which is why I edited it. Thank you for pointing that out.

I know Sublimity has a couple of kids.

I know Bacon has a couple of kids he doesn't know of.

I know Bacon has a couple of kids he doesn't know of.

You're one fucking hilarious dude. I bet Mark has a couple of kids that Greg doesn't know of either right? Am I right?

You're one fucking hilarious dude. I bet Mark has a couple of kids that Greg doesn't know of either right? Am I right?

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Getting sick of trash posting. Sorry. I'm going to stop.

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Speaking the truth!

Katie has kids.

This isn't the Funhouse, gentlemen. Please treat the thread creator with some respect.

This isn't the Funhouse, gentlemen. Please treat the thread creator with some respect.

I'm naming Southperrians who have kids. Might I ask what you're doing? Keeping us kids in check?

If things go well for Throws, she'll be a mother within a year.

If things go well for Throws, she'll be a mother within a year.

No thank you. I'm not about to raise a kid by myself while the hubby's off to God knows where for months at a time. It takes two to make a baby, why should I be the only one taking care of it? Yeah I sound like a selfish pimento, but really. I'm sure the hubby wants to be around to watch his devil-spawn take their first steps and say their first words.

No kids yet, but it's definitely something I want in my life, because I believe it is my duty to raise children who aren't shit-brained, tail-chasing assholes or dimwitted, trashy slutbags.

Hooray!

I know Katie has about three.

She's an awesome mom.

I've got 3 kids.

No thank you. I'm not about to raise a kid by myself while the hubby's off to God knows where for months at a time. It takes two to make a baby, why should I be the only one taking care of it? Yeah I sound like a selfish pimento, but really. I'm sure the hubby wants to be around to watch his devil-spawn take their first steps and say their first words.

No kids yet, but it's definitely something I want in my life, because I believe it is my duty to raise children who aren't shit-brained, tail-chasing assholes or dimwitted, trashy slutbags.

Hooray!

One of them will be named Bacon....


...right?

childen are the devil!!

I know Katie has about three.

She's an awesome mom.

3??? GET THE FCUK OUTTA HERE.... I got 2 ngga.

None. I intend to keep it that way.