Have you ever been caught masturbating?

I still haven't. I've always been curious if a lot of people get caught. I fear getting caught every time I do it.

lol, never.

This has been done before, I believe.

No, though I often do it in the shower, so that's sort of a give-in.

On a related note, clean people are quite sexy.

The hubby caught me masturbating in the shower once... that was fun. Otherwise, I usually lock the door when I shower, and that's generally the only place I get myself off since it's the only place in the apartment with any semblance of privacy.

Oh, and my little brother walked in on me having phone sex with the hubby (in the kitchen, of all places.) That was... awkward. I felt like a deer caught in headlights, haha. It was nearly 3am when that happened though, and I was trying to be as quiet as possible, so I don't know if he actually heard anything. I hope not. Thankfully I was wrapped up nice and cozy in my sleeping bag so there's no chance he could have seen my hand down my pants.

No, though I often do it in the shower, so that's sort of a give-in.

On a related note, clean people are quite sexy.

I do it in the shower occasionally, but I prefer having pictures.

No, though I often do it in the shower, so that's sort of a give-in.

On a related note, clean people are quite sexy.

Spoilers: You can actually clog the drain with your semen. Have fun explaining that to your mother.

Oh, my little brother walked in on me in the kitchen, of all places. It was nearly 3am though, and I was wrapped up nice and cozy in my sleeping bag.

I've never been caught but I think my dad might have seen somethin' one night: I heard the (sliding) laundry room door close down the hall at about 2am while I was busy having fun.

Spoilers: You can actually clog the drain with your semen. Have fun explaining that to your mother.

Silly man-person.

I was wanking once and my mum came home early, so I had to quickly put my member away and close my porn, since I stupidly left the door open. So, she went out about 5mins later to the shop, so I started up again. She came back in 10seconds later, AND I left the door open AGAIN. She saw nothing though.

Spoilers: You can actually clog the drain with your semen. Have fun explaining that to your mother.

I have done one of these two things. Depending on how good your drain is, how old your house is, and how often you do it, it can take several years to clog.

Clean it yourself before anyone notices

OR (if you don't have a drain you can clean yourself)

Claim that it's soap that's stuck to the drain-hair

And no, I've never been caught. It's really not that hard so long as you lock whatever door separates you from anyone who could see.

Not in my life. I'm stealthy like a ninja.

Never and I masturbate at least twice a day.

Eh my mom almost walked in on me once when I was 12 but I was quick enough to cover up, she didn't notice.

My secret is to wear pajamas with tissues under it so you don't get caught nude.

Sometimes they get real close, but I've never been caught.

Spoilers: You can actually clog the drain with your semen. Have fun explaining that to your mother.

So tell me, how did you mother react?

Nope. I'm undefeated.

NOPe

Well, no. What I do is lock the bathroom door and bring in my laptop. Amazing what your family cannot hear with a floor and a locked door separating you and a fan blowing in the bathroom.