Thunder storms in Arizona

In Arizona we have thunderstorms. LOUD thunderstorms. So today I was watching Bruce Lee movies and out of no where I hear the loudest [SIZE="7"]BOOM[/SIZE] EVER WITH THIS BRIGHT LIGHT!
I am not even kidding that I thought it was a bomb and went under a table for about 5 minutes before I heard rain. NOT EVEN KIDDING. THERES PROBABLY GONNA BE A FRIKEN FLOOD BIGGER THEN 2004! THATS BIG.
I later found out that the light was lightning... [SIZE="7"]that happened to ACTUALLY strike down a tree RIGHT IN MY FRONT YARD IN HALF!!!![/SIZE]





I HAD TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO GET THEM TO COME GET THE FRIKEN TREE OFF MY ROOF ITS SO pineappleING TALL!!!!

We have almost no thunder storms here, but it did happen once, a thunder struck my neighbours roof, i was watching tv, and i saw the brighest light I've ever seen in my life, felt the heat in the whole room, and this strong boom sound, i almost pomegranate myself literally...

Oh god. Once it was about to rain, and I was walking home from the bus stop. I was crossing the sidewalk right in front of my neighbors house and lightning stuck their roof.
I was scared shitless. I ran inside and had to wipe my ass. <- (just kidding) BUT I WAS SCARED FOR MY LIFE!!!!

The streets are flooding ;.;