Bacon Wrote:We talking about the Shocker in here? Bacon knows about that.
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“Two at Yale, one at Brown”
“Two in her rut, one in her butt”
“Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca”
“Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker”
“Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve”
“Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver”
“Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her”
“Two in the bird, one in the turd”
“Two in the blood, one in the mud”
“Two in the boat, one in the moat”
“Two in the bow, one in the stern”
“Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle”
“Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney”
“Two in the bush, one in the tush”
“Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway”
“Two in the cake, one in the pudding”
“Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole”
“Two in the cat, one in the shat”
“Two in the cheese, one in the whiz”
“Two in the chink, one in the sphinc”
“Two in the chute, one in the glute”
“Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM”
“Two in the clanker, one in the spanker”
“Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits”
“Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot”
“Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher”
“Two in the coo, one in the poo”
“Two in the coot, one in the boot”
“Two in the coot, one in the chute”
“Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter”
“Two in the cooter, one in the pooter”
“Two in the cootie, one in the booty”
“Two in the crack, one out back”
“Two in the creamer, one in the steamer”
“Two in the crown, one in the brown”
“Two in the cummer, one in the bummer”
“Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin’s”
“Two in the dream, one in the scream”
“Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer”
“Two in the fast lane, one past the pomegranate stain”
“Two in the flap, one out back”
“Two in the flaps, one in the craps”
“Two in the flower, one in the mud”
“Two in the fowl, one in the bowel”
“Two in the pineappleer, one in the cucker”
“Two in the furry, one in the curry”
“Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot”
“Two in the gap, one in the crap”
“Two in the gash, one in the ass”
“Two in the gine, one in the brown dime”
“Two in the gear, one in the rear”
“Two in the go, one in the no”
“Two in the goo, one in the poo”
“Two in the good time, one up the pomegranate line”
“Two in the grass, one in the ass”
“Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole”
“Two in the gum, one in the bum”
“Two in the gyney, one in the hiney”
“Two in the hair, one in the derriere”
“Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye”
“Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!”
“Two in the heinous, one in the anus”
“Two in the hole, one in the… other hole”
“Two in the honey, one in the bunny”
“Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!”
“Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo”
“Two in the hooty, one in the booty”
“Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the pomegranate socket”
“Two in the hottie, one in the pottie”
“Two in the hump, one in the dump”
“Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo”
“Two in the jam, one in the ram”
“Two in the jelly, one in the smelly”
“Two in the juice, one in the caboose”
“Two in the junk, one in the trunk”
“Two in the kitty, one in the pomegranatety”
“Two in the lube, one in the tube”
“Two in the main floor, one in the out door”
“Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye”
“Two in the meat, one in the seat”
“Two in the monkey, one in the chunky”
“Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir”
“Two in the muff, one in the rough”
“Two in the mung, one in the bung”
“Two in the num num, one in the bum bum”
“Two in the O-range, one in the No-range”
“Two in the one, one in the two”
“Two in the paris, one in the hilton”
“Two in the pee, one you can’t see”
“Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee”
“Two in the pie, one saying goodbye”
“Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole”
“Two in the pink, one in the stink* ” (original, and most widely used)
“Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean”
“Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter”
“Two in the pipe, one in the can”
“Two in the pookey, one in the dookie”
“Two in the poon, one in the moon”
“Two in the pumper, one in the dumper”
“Two in the puss, one in the boot”
“Two in the queefer, one in the reefer”
“Two in the randy, one in the dandy”
“Two in the roll, one in the hole”
“Two in the saddle, one in the paddle”
“Two in the sexit, one in the exit”
“Two in the shock, one in the awe”
“Two in the skank, one in the stank”
“Two in the skunk, one in the trunk”
“Two in the slime, one in the crime”
“Two in the slit, one in the pomegranate”
“Two in the sludge, one in the fudge”
“Two in the slut, one in the butt”
“Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter”
“Two in the snail, one in the tail”
“Two in the snatch, one up the hatch”
“Two in the snapper, one in the crapper”
“Two in the snapper, one in the starfish”
“Two in the split, one where she pomegranates”
“Two in the squirt, one in the dirt”
“Two in the super, one in the pooper”
“Two in the taco, one in the guaco”
“Two in the taint, one in the ain’t”
“Two in the tank, one in the bank”
“Two in the tank, one up her crank”
“Two in the tart, one in the fart”
“Two in the thump, one in the rump”
“Two in the tootsie, one in the roll”
“Two in the trap, one in the crap”
“Two in the treat, one in the seat”
“Two in the track, one in the back”
“Two in the twat, one in the brown spot”
“Two in the valley, one up the alley”
“Two in the whore, one in the backdoor”
“Two in the winker, one in the sphincter”
“Two in the winner, one in the dinner”
“Two in the womb, one in the tomb”
“Two inside a woman’s vagina, one inside a woman’s rectum* ” (medical terminology)
“Two near the clit, one in the pomegranate”
“Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb”
“Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate”
“Two to consumate, one to constipate”
“Two up the fly, one in the brown eye”
“Two where it’s foul, one in the bowel”
“Two where it’s hairy, one where it’s scary”
“Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from”
“Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows”
“Two where they’re born, one where there’s corn”
“Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox”
“Two where she hits it, one where she pomegranates it”
“Two where she humps, one where she dumps”
“Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates”
“Two where she peeces, one where she feces”
“Two where she queefs, one underneath”
“Two where she spits, one where she pomegranates”
“Two where you fark her, one where it’s darker”
“Two where you hump, one in the rump”
“Two where you should, one where you could”
“Two in the stern, one in the bow”
“Two where it’s moot, and one where she’ll shoot”
“Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping”
“Two in the crumb, one in the bum”
“Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge”
“Two in the bake, and out comes the cake!”
“Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker
“Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish”
I remember me and my friend used to try and come up with different ones. Good times.
Kalovale Wrote:Hinagiku from Hayate no Gotoku.
I have a whole folder dedicated to her. She's adorable.
2009-12-16, 04:48 AM (This post was last modified: 2009-12-16, 04:53 AM by Spideyjvc.)
AH! I had to post again because I realized something. I read Bacon's post and it hit me like a cannonball.
"The shocker"
I may have something Pokemon related to this, but it'd most likely be inappropriate. I assume PMing Tobias and Stereo the image would still count.
I won't look for it now though, but yeah.
Jormungandr Wrote:[COLOR="Teal"]Where do you get all these images o-o
L> for a cute pic of Lain[/COLOR]
[SIZE="1"]that I don't have f2[/SIZE]
Hmmm, very subjective. I'll give it a shot with images I find cute, but my sense of what's cute and isn't is kinda warped a bit. Some of them I find cute in their own unique way, guess I can't explain it. Oh well, here I go.
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I have more Lain if you didn't like those.
Kalovale Wrote:Hinagiku from Hayate no Gotoku.
She has her own sub-folder in my Hayate folder, so I have tons and tons of her. Tell you what, I'll dump some of her tomorrow. For now, enjoy this small amount because right now I'm just ganna drink tea and watch my animu.
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[youtube]n-BAfexTK2s[/youtube]
EarthAdept2 Wrote:Pixiv's a big one, though it's entirely japanese so I have no idea how to navigate it.
GMSInfighter Wrote:It's kind of like nicovideo. You get used to it.
Right, what GMS said. You get used to it, especially if you're actually reading as best you can what each option says. Then of course, learning the translations for certain words help. Or at least converting them into katakana, following the rest through related tags. It grows on you. I was able to use Nicovideo and Pixiv even before I even picked up hiragana.
But yeah, I browse around various images boards, get them from image sites like gelbooru and such. To be honest, 4chan is the last place I go to look for new images. Or any image board for that matter, since I browse a lot of different ones aside from 4chan.
MasPan Wrote:[color="#cc8899"]That's hardly explody...
Vidya games have taught me that all exploding barrels are red or marked with hazard signs.[/COLOR]
Come now, you can't tell me if you saw that barrel in a video game, your instinct would tell you that it'd explode if shot. Look at GoldenEye, there's nothing that says "SHOOT DIS TO ENEMIES!" on that.
It's an oil-drum like barrel, not a barrel used for grapes or anything. Whatever is stored in that thing is most likely flammable.
How often do you get a girl who trusts you so much she wants you to protect her?
That's hardly explody...
Vidya games have taught me that all exploding barrels are red or marked with hazard signs.
i have to agree with mas on this one, the barrel lacks bang. needs moar michael bay. that, and it looks like a large bamboo stalk at a second glance. sucks that i cant really help out nor request anything to avoid tainting my neutral bias in this... =/
though i do like your reasoning, i just cant pass that one.
and now, bed time.
and as for the lain ones, damn you. i remember that being on techTV/G4 before, and damn if that wasnt also a real puzzler.
and yeah, just PM either stereo or myself, or both of us. whichever works better. the hand gesture is relatively commonplace in some religious sects.
GMSInfighter Wrote:I have a whole folder dedicated to her. She's adorable.
Toolazy2upload
Spideyjvc Wrote:She has her own sub-folder in my Hayate folder, so I have tons and tons of her. Tell you what, I'll dump some of her tomorrow. For now, enjoy this small amount because right now I'm just ganna drink tea and watch my animu.
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EarthAdept2 Wrote:Genderbent Orange from touhou. A picture that actually looks like a guy, not a picture that might look like she can go both ways.
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Bonus points if you find Cho-Orange for the eye scarring
Tay Wrote:Ok, since you're a weaboo and not a koreaboo.
Find me a picture of Dara from 2NE1.
WITH THE PALM TREE FROM THE LOLLIPOP SONG.
Pretty easy in my opinion.
MasPan Wrote:Still awating my exploding barrels love picture.
FelixTM Wrote:A high res, high quality picture of Luka in a typical Witch (includes Witch hat and broom) outfit. Must be well-drawn and sexy.
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Please, for the love of God, find this. It is my ultimate fetish and I have never been able to find it. I secretly want you to be able to find this one for me.
GMSInfighter Wrote:YuYu Hakusho characters in Gurren Lagann outfits.
Make it happen.
- No glasses either
well, just woke up around... 40 minutes ago.
ran through, checked, these are still open. ive got work tonight from 3-12:30 EST, so im not too sure on when i'll be able to get home, since target is run by effing nazi's when it comes to "youre not done yet until I say youre done."
(Yes, this is an actual manga. But it's made by two black dudes, so it's obviously just LOL BAKA GAIJIN pomegranate and can't be taken seriously. Just felt like posting this though, because what the hell?)