Post your funniest omegle conversations!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what's the difference between santa and tiger woods?
Stranger: dont know
You: santa stops at 3 ho's
Stranger:

Oh god. It's like the anonymity of the internet x 100.

Was I supposed to lol?

Code:

You: Are you a Canadian?
Stranger: ys
You: What's it like up there.... with no electricty on weekends?
You: do you have a pet polar bear?
Stranger: tes
You: Is your beaver shaved?
<Stranger leaves>

i cant. the best one i had was one over 2 hours long with some dude from norway...
boy did he love to talk.

 Canadians might want to look away

Code:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You play MapleStory?
Stranger: i put maple syrup on my balls
Stranger: does that count
You: Are you a Canadian?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have moose lick it off
Stranger: good times
You: :[
You: How's life up there? electricity one or two days a week
You: Polar bear pets
You: etc.
You: Chasing all that hairy beavers
Stranger: you know us well
Stranger: but you forgot our baby seal clubbing
You: D:
You: They really do that?
Stranger: those hunts are going well and bringing in many canadian dollars
Stranger: yes they do..its a dirty canadian secret
Stranger: look it up
You: I saw a picture
You: thought it was shopped
Stranger: everyone thinks of the innocent little peaceful canadians..
Stranger: but we hunt baby seals wtp
You: D:
You: So have you ever seen liquid rain?
You: Or does it rain icicles there?
Stranger: no one actually goes outside
Stranger: too depressing
Stranger: so its hard to say
You: Ever thought about moving somewhere warmer? Like antartica?
You: At least they have penguins :/
Stranger: once, but the cost of living is too high
Stranger: maybe one day
You: Oh, they don't have free health care either
You: D:
Stranger: or lots of minorities
Stranger: LOTS
Stranger: of minorites
You: Doesn't Antartica get more rain than canada? I heard it's been a million years since antartica got rain
Stranger: so you think just because im from canada im also an expert on a random southern continent?
Stranger: dont make assumptions
You: I know better than to think canadians are experts at anything but snow
You: but I was wondering when the last time canada got rain was
Stranger: we are experts at "peacekeeping"
You: snow, hockey, maple syrup, etc.*
Stranger: what that means is once all the heavy fighting has been done by other countries, we move in and try to get credit by just existing in the same area
You: Ah
Stranger: the sky rains frequently
You: wat
Stranger: yes
Stranger: this concludes our broadcast day
You: D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was quick

 Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: h
You: i
Stranger: hi
You: Are you an hermaphrodite?
Stranger: no
You: aww
Stranger: are you
You: Are you into bestiality at least?
Stranger: no way
You: Well i love it, it always bring a smile in my face when i confort my dog after lubing his ass
You: Its so refreshing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

aww. just as I was luring a pedo

 Spoiler

Stranger: hi
You: are you from estonia?
Stranger: no but you want to video chat
You: aw shucks
Stranger: what?
You: how do I do it?
Stranger: http://tinychat.com/qk2sl
Stranger: join it
You: hmmm
You: I don't think my dad would let me...
Stranger: high light it and thhen type it on top
Stranger: well then why are you on this
You: my other friends convinced me to go here ^^
Stranger: lets vc
Stranger: come on
You: O.o
You: but i'm too young
Stranger: im 16
You: and I'm on my pajamas already
Stranger: you?
You: 13
Stranger: wow i thought you had a big cock for get it
You: lol i'm a girl too O.o
Stranger: oo well i can show you my breast
You: Uh... not interested in breasts

 Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Uh... not interested in breasts

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Man, you forgot that there are no girls on the internet.

Man, you forgot that there are no girls on the internet.

Greg's vagina says otherwise.

I rip off people like Bacon.

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: Hi
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: get off this please, you are gonna be abusing little children.
You: I'd rather abuse you.
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: do it. i dare you
You: ASDJKDJNASD
You: ILL RAPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

Well if it's small, it can go in your tear ducts.

How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

Ever read Monzetsu's?

I see what you two did there. And no, I haven't read it.

I see what you two did there. And no, I haven't read it.

Good. DON'T EVEN LOOK IT UP!

You shouldn't have done that. If you tell me ''don't look it up'' it's obvious I will

Ever read Monzetsu's?

Once seen...


Its fun though :x