Black Widows

What do you do if there are two black widows (the size of quarters) next to your Xbox? I got the screaming like a girl and running out of the room part down. I also slammed the door, and tucked a blanket under the crack of the door.

What the hell else do I do? D:



I'm being serious.

You call an exterminator of course!


No, I wouldn't know what to do either. D:

Get da boot

Get da boot

But there's two. If he went after one he'd be open for attack from the other.

But there's two. If he went after one he'd be open for attack from the other.

Get two boots. :o

Use your genitals to wrangle them up and then put them in the snow.

Get flip flops. This way you can move swift like ninja in the wind. They won't know what hit them

Get flip flops. This way you can move swift like ninja in the wind. They won't know what hit them

Flip flops. Hah. Them weaklings won't even scratch the Widows.

[color="#cc8899"]Step 1: Drinking Glass
Step 2: Napkin
Step 3: Lure spider onto napkin, slam drinking glass over it
Step 4: Release in someone else's room
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.[/COLOR]

[color="#cc8899"]Step 1: Drinking Glass
Step 2: Napkin
Step 3: Lure spider onto napkin, slam drinking glass over it
Step 4: Release in someone else's room
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.[/COLOR]

In the case of more than one:
Step 1: Dome
Step 2: Large city
Step 3: Lure them under the dome
Step 4: Trap forever indefinitely
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.

turn on the xbox, hopefully they'll go for the heat and fry themselves ...no guarantee if your xbox will come out alive.

Fly Spray? A shoe? A very heavy book?

anddd wear shoes on your feet so if one runs at you you can jump on it and make it go squish

Knock your Xbox over and smash them to their deaths and hope that there were only two...spiders come for revenge when seeing a family member die.

I love where I live and the fact that there's no black widows.

I love where I live and the fact that there's no black widows.

I so jealous.

careful they're poisonous

careful they're poisonous

Go save him then God

careful they're poisonous

I f.ucking lold

i saved him with my advice

AIR CANISTER TO SHOOT THEM

lol not really, but you could always violently smack at them with shoes