Gettin promoted

[COLOR="Navy"]HELL YES MOTHERFUCKERS!

E-5 Baby, Petty Officer 2nd Class in the UNITED FUCKING STATES NAVY.
*Obligatory fist pump*[/COLOR]

Obligatory NAVY congrats.

Congratulations!

Congratulations Mr. Puce Navy!

Congrats homeskillet!

So does that make you in charge of people yet?

Congrats homeskillet!

So does that make you in charge of people yet?

He has full control over the mops

grats morseflan

Grats Mas! Make sure you don't get caught sleeping with superiors' wives now, this is a common scene.

I got a decent new contract with Yahoo! again, lax work, good pay, job security sucks though.

Can you hook me up with a boat yet?

Make sure you blow up some Somali pirates for extra props.

Congrats!

X-play said it best: Accelerate your life, in the mother f'ucking navy.

Gratz dood.

Grats Maspan. Watcha do?

[COLOR="Green"]Gratz you amazing man of Bread.

Now go out and start fishing with your hands![/COLOR]

Make sure you blow up some Somali pirates for extra props.

At what point have Somalian pirates become anything less than human? It's not like they were all sitting on their couches one day considering their career opportunities and just decided to go for "pirate". Hell, many have naught but the guns on their backs to last them through life. They're constantly subject to political, social, and religious oppression. Their nation is under siege by forces both foreign and native.

Oh fuck, I forgot that most of them are Muslim. My mistake. Carry on.

Grats, but I disprove of your employers.

grats man! i leave for bootcamp for navy march 2 as an E-3

nice work on being a military man with another tag on his emblem... or is it a bar? iuno, im not good with military rankings. =/
just be sure you dont piss in the ships coffee supply now.

At what point have Somalian pirates become anything less than human? It's not like they were all sitting on their couches one day considering their career opportunities and just decided to go for "pirate". Hell, many have naught but the guns on their backs to last them through life. They're constantly subject to political, social, and religious oppression. Their nation is under siege by forces both foreign and native.

Oh fuck, I forgot that most of them are Muslim. My mistake. Carry on.

fk, thank you so much for this post. I laughed so har-har-hard. Made my night.
And congratz puce man

Do your best, MasPan! I believe in you!