Corrupt a wish thread!

Grant now u has gramma

I wish for hell fire

Grant now u has gramma

I wish for hell fire

Granted, you are now melting.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

Granted. You now did not wish for anything and your head explodes from the paradox

I wish for 7.

granted, you got 7 on your report card.

I wish for a wish that doesn't backfire.

granted, you got 7 on your report card.

I wish for a wish that doesn't backfire.

Granted your wish to be poor, unsuccessful in life, and die alone at an early age has come true without a hitch

I wish for a coconut...

granted, it dropped on your head, and you get a concassion and die.

I wish the next person's wish backfires.

granted, it dropped on your head, and you get a concassion and die.

I wish the next person's wish backfires.

Granted...

i wished you lived

Granted, but you died.

I wish the next person would stop saying bad thing would happen to me.

Granted. But I lied and you explode.

I wish this thread would be revived.

Granted but now you probably have a warn

I wish for evan to release tomorrow in GMS

Granted but it's bugged so you always do -9001 damage.

I wish that the next persons wish is a wish.

Granted but i dont wish and this thread dies form paradox

I wish for

Granted. You wanted nothing; you are nothing now.

I wish I had AIDS.

Instead, you get Gonorrhea good luck with that

I wish for ice cream

granted, but it's 2 month too late

I wish RayWilliamJohnson would make a equalsthree video everyday.

Edit: Wow. This topic got stickied. Wow. I'm speechless.

granted but in an atemp to watch them all at the same time after a month of not watching them you computor explodes.

I wish that pink bean could be defeated by a level 1 nub

Granted but he NPCs the time stones for red potions.

I wish for another wish.

granted but the rules forbid that and then you cant get any wish

I wish for CHOCOLATE! LOTS OF CHOCOLATE! yum

Granted! But its all made with UNsweetened cocoa, which is only slightly less edible then glue (Mmm glue...)

I wish for a maid who will work for free!!