Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but it comesin the following colors; pink, purple, red, blonde, black,and green.

I wish for hobos to not be hobos. o.o

Granted, but their occupation is to stalk you.

I wish for less procrastination.

granted, but everybody is all hopped up on speed and acid

i wish for a lvl up tonight

Granted, but you get hacked tommorrow.

I wish for better handwriting.

Granted but you'll write gibberish.

I wish that GMs would actually work.

granted, but they ban you for not believing

i wish i was a gm

GRANTED buuut NEXON[SIZE="1"]®[/SIZE] fired j00

I wish i would stop posting on this thread

granted, but only cause your hands fell off.

i wish some sexy girl was my sex slave, i mean GIRL not boy and sexy >=O

Granted, but her definition of sex involves ritualistic sacrifice of Dominicans..

I wish for a new emoticon!

Granted, but it's a butt ugly and huge emoticon that lags your computer for 5 minutes

I wish for pie

=[ I want to say 3.14 but I'll take a more elaborate route...

Granted but your pie is made entirely of Horse manure and the blood of 60 dead virgins. Eat at your own risk ... O_o

I wish Apple would go and die.

granted, but they come back as Macintosh again

i wish i owned Apple >_>

Granted.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it happened in the past.

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron

granted, but you dont actually get it because idk what you asked for @_@

i wish i knew what he asked for <_<

Wish granted, but you must read to learn! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron

I wish all matter no longer existed !

Granted, Matter no longer exists, fans of the band hate you for it and kill you.

I wish CK was here and it wasn't a disappointment.

granted.
meet calvin klien. his fab abs don't disappoint.

i wish i could grab my crotch like that in public, and not have my motives questioned.

granted.
meet calvin klien. his fab abs don't disappoint.

i wish i could grab my crotch like that in public, and not have my motives questioned.

Granted. No one questions it because you have a rare genital disease that cause copious amounts of pus to leak and burn from your crotch.

I wish Issac would eat babies.

Granted, but he mistakes you for a baby and eats you.

I wish you guys would stop posting disgusting pics.