Stupid Sisters

My sister is trying to sing again, what should I hit her with?

Your co-

Bacon.

Sing along with her, but louder.

yes, try to sing with her! so she gets annoying and quits

She's singing crap from Miley Cyrus that I don't know. I also think she'd just sing louder....
Maybe I should turn up some speakers and play my music... ;D

hit her with her twilight book. give the damn thing something useful to do other than being a shitty book.

She's an all around negative person. Since everyone around her likes Twilight, she hates it.

She's an all around negative person. Since everyone around her likes Twilight, she hates it.

hit her with w/e book she likes

Your co-

Bacon.

No. Tell her you love her.

No. Tell her you love her.

Oh, right, that's fine too.

Tell your sister you love her and report back the results.

I'll pass. :[
She stopped singing, she's too pissed off at the Zelda game she's playing. Curse words are flying abound. I'll be right back: hitting her with a book after one of her rages and reporting the results.

How old is she?

14.

Hit her with a paperback copy of "It", she got pissed "Don't hit me!", went for a second hit and she grabbed the remote and started swinging.

"If you hit me everytime I scream, my head will cave in. and you will be accused of murder and abuse. and they will know the only explanation is that you were abusing me and hit me one too many times."

She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you seeeeeeeeeeee
You belong with meeeeeeeeeeeee

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14.

Hit her with a paperback copy of "It", she got pissed "Don't hit me!", went for a second hit and she grabbed the remote and started swinging.

"If you hit me everytime I scream, my head will cave in. and you will be accused of murder and abuse. and they will know the only explanation is that you were abusing me and hit me one too many times."

So, break the ice and tell her you love her.
Then report back the results.

Go up to her and give her a hug and tell her even if she sometimes annoys you you still love her as your sister.

Go up to her and give her a hug and tell her even if she sometimes annoys you you still love her.

Fix'd

Posting in a South Carolina thread.

Posting in a South Carolina thread.

Why do you have to announce you're posting every time you enter a thread?

Why do you have to announce you're posting every time you enter a thread?

If you're implying that your posts contribute any more to these threads than mine do, then that's got to be the funniest thing I've read on this forum in a month.