Corrupt a wish thread!

You don't have a wish for me to corrupt? D: Fun KILLER, and I have font modifications off so your white is as plain as day.

I WISH FOR AN EVIL CUPCAKE THAT'LL EAT MY BRAIN

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish I can sing.

granted, but it turns out that you sing like ashlee simpson on her SNL night (BURN!)

i wish i could read minds!

Granted, but you read my mind and the thoughts alone exploded your mine (Arrogance is fun!)

I wish for 6 German Shepards that are entirely loyal to me and obey my every order. Their names must be: Desolator, Destroyer, Desecrator, Disciple, Cannibal, and Snickers (What, I like the name...). Of course these dogs in no way are flawed and are immune to any problems that you could or could not think of. Nor am I.

Granted, but you feed them really bad dog food and they attack you.

I wish I had a non-poisonous, non-explosive, non-chokable, non-stealable, non-rotten,melted, etc. pie that tasted delicious.

granted, but the metal shepards surprise pie wasnt what you had in mind

i want candy! (in wish form :O)

granted, but the metal shepards surprise pie wasnt what you had in mind

i want candy! (in wish form :O)

Granted...but it has salt instead of sugar due to some lazy employee.

I wish...I knew what "Another World" was.

granted...it is a top secret government experimentation dealing with the assimilation of humans into the chinchilla species. After years of genetic testing, the fruits of this task are being seen with the creations of Fiel, and wanderwillow! the first of the chinchillamen! and it is only a matter of time before the chinchillamen start taking our children and forcing us to run around in plastic bubbles, and drinking from little sipper bottles!

i wish that scenario were true! and that the cake was NOT a lie!

granted, you are abducted into that conspiracy, and the cake is terrible!

I wish that Patch .59 comes out tommorrow.

Granted, the patch sucks.

I wish I had a non-poisonous, non-explosive, non-chokable, non-stealable, non-rotten,melted, etc. french silk pie that tasted delicious.

granted, but there was a used bandaid in it that had blood on it, as well as a juicy scab.

i wish the maple ad with the fake smiles would go away

Granted. An ad with fake tears has replaced it.

You get kicked in the balls, since you wished nothing >

I wish you had wished something, because you wished nothing.

Granted. However, the wish specifically states that I do not get kicked in the balls, so your corruption is OFF.

Granted. However, the wish specifically states that I do not get kicked in the balls, so your corruption is OFF.

But... would have I wished that, if you made that wish?...

dun dun dun...

TIME PARADOX.

I wish I had a pet killer whale. (I can see that coming from far)

Granted however the killer whale comes with armies of penguins who eat you out of house and home . They also fill your house with penguin poop.

I wish for all the universe(s) to be destroyed.

Granted, but you and the person you hate most will survive.

I wish for a thread that'll corrupt my wish(es).

granted. here's a string that will corrupt all your wishes.

i wish i could fly

Granted, you grow a pair of wings and fly high in the sky until you are sucked into the jet of a passing airplane.

I wish my beard would grow in evenly....