2009-11-24, 02:21 AM
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Explain to me the AK-47 fetish...
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2009-11-24, 02:25 AM
People that need guns to kill other people often use the AK because it doesn't break easily and it's widely available. I am very happy with Mr. Kalashnikov because his invention has sent more people to hell than the atom bomb.
Please murder somebody with your AK TODAY! Hell is getting awfully lonely, what with the constant incinerations and all.
2009-11-24, 02:31 AM
Idk why people like to grasp in their hands a huge long dark rod that completly overpowers anybody who comes accross it...
2009-11-24, 02:40 AM
easy to build, sturdy, capable of firing larger shelled rounds, and more than easily mass produced.
all win in the case of the needs for a guerrilla warfare
2009-11-24, 02:44 AM
Satan Wrote:People that need guns to kill other people often use the AK because it doesn't break easily and it's widely available. I am very happy with Mr. Kalashnikov because his invention has sent more people to hell than the atom bomb. Please do not advocate violence, my brother.
2009-11-24, 02:46 AM
Jesus Wrote:Please do not advocate violence, my brother. Technically, Satan is your half brother.
2009-11-24, 02:46 AM
TobiasBlack Wrote:Technically, Satan is your half brother. We are all brothers and sisters in Christ.
2009-11-24, 02:52 AM
finalbragade Wrote:What about people that don't beleive in you? They will have the joy of rotting with Satan. My son, please don't forget the "'I' before 'E', except after 'C' rule."
2009-11-24, 02:52 AM
Jesus Wrote:Please do not advocate violence, my brother. ROFL, not only do I advocate massive violence but I also make sure it's all done in YOUR name. Who's laughing now, b!tch? Baahahahhahahhahahaa Jesus Wrote:They will have the joy of rotting with Satan. Don't listen to him, finalbragade, hell's where the partyin's at. All the clubbers, ravers, druggies, barsluts, etc., go to hell, so think of the parties you can be part of! All you have to do is commit a triple homicide with a meat cleaver.
2009-11-24, 02:53 AM
Jesus Wrote:We are all brothers and sisters in Christ. wait, NOW im confused; so, you are there, asserting that every being is one in an inferior mortal form, and that the ethereal progenitor is some deity that is known by Christians to be Christ, when the Jewish faith name him YHWH? so, are you trying to usurp your fathers thrown, hmm? Are you really Lucifer? or, are you the Anti-Christ?
2009-11-24, 02:55 AM
TobiasBlack Wrote:so, are you trying to usurp your fathers thrown, hmm? Are you really Lucifer? or, are you the Anti-Christ? No, I am Lucifer. I am the DJ at the best party in the universe! Club HELL!!!
2009-11-24, 02:59 AM
TobiasBlack Wrote:wait, NOW im confused; so, you are there, asserting that every being is one in an inferior mortal form, and that the ethereal progenitor is some deity that is known by Christians to be Christ, when the Jewish faith name him YHWH? We all have dim witted brothers and sisters. You're no exception. @Satan: Your performance is pitiful. Jesus Wrote:We all have dim witted brothers and sisters. You're no exception. Baaaaaaaaaaawww, why don't you strike me down with your "superior magic," Jesus? Why don't you whip out those angelic howitzers and take hell by storm. platypus. Your "resurrection" was a spomegranatety magic trick and you got your propaganda bureau to make it look like "magic." Would you like to borrow my deck of cards for when the ooohs and aaahs wear thin? Your problem, Jesus, is you don't let people have some fuuucking FUN. People LIKE to fuuuuck each other up the ass, they LIKE to spomegranate and piss on one another, becuase they're sick of the toilet, and you know what, they like to kill each other too. Killing is a pastime, like Yahtzee and Scrabble. Genocidal maniacs simply did it for the lulz. And you -- you humorless dog -- you would take it all away from them. Anybody watching this guy make an idiot out of himself, I am bussing some succubi in to fuuck all of you, and that's starting in 15 minutes, first come first served. For the mujihadeen, I have 72 4 year old virgins. First come first served ppl.
2009-11-24, 03:09 AM
Satan Wrote:Baaaaaaaaaaawww, why don't you strike me down with your "superior magic," Jesus? Why don't you whip out those angelic howitzers and take hell by storm. platypus. Are you mad?
2009-11-24, 03:10 AM
Jesus Wrote:We all have dim witted brothers and sisters. You're no exception. Jesus, a being of pure and unconditional love, calling one of his brethren a dimwit. youre no savior, false messiah. gtfo. all hail the flying spaghetti monster. |
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