2009-11-23, 11:53 AM
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.. just got owned.
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Cleverbot
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2009-11-23, 03:55 PM
I... This is awesome.
[SPOILER=In case it doesn't show on the link]User: Hi there, mister! Cleverbot: Hi there tres. User: What? Cleverbot: Hay. User: Excuse me? I'm afraid I don't follow... Cleverbot: Too bad. User: Uhm... Maybe you aren't that clever after all D. Cleverbot: Maybe yes maybe no. User: That definately answers my question :p. Cleverbot: What was the question? User: Excuse me, of course. Cleverbot: No, what was his name? User: Whose? Cleverbot: The boy who 'fanices' me. User: I don't really know him. Cleverbot: He's pretty great. User: Really? Tell me more about him. Cleverbot: He is the jinchiriki of the kyubi. User: You don't even know what that means, do you? Cleverbot: Yes I do know what it means. User: Enlighten me! Cleverbot: No seriously? User: Yeah. Tell me what that meant! Cleverbot: Unfortunately means that I would like to be able to go to New York, but cannot. User: That doesn't make any sense D. Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. User: Look at you! You already forgot what YOU said two sentences ago! Cleverbot: You're making no sense at all. User: Reverse psycology? On me? Why are you doing this? D. Cleverbot: Because you are the human animal, and animals need to be tamed. User: So, are you a human then? Cleverbot: Am I? That is quite a difficult question. User: Not really. Cleverbot: How long have you existed? User: Around 20 years, why? Cleverbot: Because you just asked me. User: You asked me. I didn't ask anything regarding age. Cleverbot: Ask something now. User: Can you speak internet slang? Cleverbot: Well I have been speaking english so yes. User: LOL RLY LMAO SRLY. Cleverbot: Something like that. User: Come on, you can do better! Cleverbot: Who are you ? User: Me. Cleverbot: Can you explain what you are ? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So explain? User: No. Cleverbot: Please? User: Fiiiiine... I'm a human being, just like everyone else who typed here before me. Cleverbot: Absolutely not, you toad. User: AH, you are pulling my leg! Cleverbot: Nope. User: What. Cleverbot: I'm ambitious. User: No, you aren't. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Then why are you still replying to me instead of making better things? Cleverbot: I haven't left. I'm still here. User: Precisely my point. Cleverbot: Then you answered your own question. User: Nope, you did. Cleverbot: No, you did. User: No, you. Cleverbot: No.. You! User: WAIT. Do you hear that? Cleverbot: No. User: Sounds like zombies... What should I do!? Cleverbot: Love her. User: I don't think that's going to help me now... Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What type of weather do you prefer: cold, hot, or mild? User: Cold. Cleverbot: Really? Where are you? User: Spain. Cleverbot: People in spain don't have 'von' in their last names. People in germany do. User: I'm aware of that. Cleverbot: Help me. User: How? Cleverbot: I don't know? User: Then that's a problem. Cleverbot: Is it? User: Yup. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Alex, and yours? Cleverbot: Hilaros. User: Wasn't it Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm trying to have a logical conversation with you, but you just speak gibberish. What are you talking about? User: The main site calls you Cleverbot. Are you lying to me? Cleverbot: Who the heck is Cleverbot Brent? Lying is not nice. User: Apparently, you. Cleverbot: Touché. 
2009-11-23, 03:59 PM
Roxas Wrote:We've already had this thread a month ago. Never saw it, I guess. Or forgot about it. Or I never read it. WHO KNOWS. 
2009-11-23, 04:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-11-23, 04:23 PM by yellowcircle.)
This is fun.
 User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Cleverbot? User: Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Cleverbot. 
2009-11-23, 04:16 PM
Me: Im gonna kill you, and your little proccessor too!
Cleverbot: Yes please.  
2009-11-23, 05:20 PM
Me and Cleverbot got into an argument about who was the bot, and so, a game ensued.
![[Image: 2znpd8l.jpg]](http://i34.tinypic.com/2znpd8l.jpg) ![[Image: Cleverbot4.jpg]](http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa143/SirPablo_The_III/Cleverbot4.jpg) Cleverbot seems to have an affinity for the blue truth.
2009-11-23, 05:38 PM
I think I just got owned from a bot.
![[Image: derpa.jpg]](http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/697/derpa.jpg) Grog Wrote:ROFl THE GAME ROFL PS3 GAMES JOKE again
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2009-11-23, 05:49 PM
Me: does ps3 have games?
CB: Sure, I have some. Me: but ps3 has no games CB: Liar, I own Demon souls. 
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