This was too good to pass up

The ultimate spoiler of all time that I think Satan over here should really applaud me on:

JESUS DIES. On the third day, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures and after 40 days (well, it's celebrated 40 days after Easter), he ascends to Heaven in body and soul.

This alone should kill 10 angels.

Now time for more spoilers:
-Aizen is responsible for everything in Soul Society and the planned execution of Rukia.
-Tobi plans to create the 10-tailed beast and go take control of the moon to Tsukuyomi the whole world into losing free will and being brainwashed by him or something like that.
-Light Yagami gets his name written in the Death Note by Ryuk.
-Dorian Gray stabs the painting and kills himself.
-Paul Baumer dies very close to the end of the war; how close is varied between adaptions.
-George kills Lennie as they get hunted down by a lynch mob.
-Rosebud is the sled.
-Norman Bates in a dress is the killer.
-Soylent Green is actually made of people.

Cain killed Abel in Chapter 4 of Genesis.

Cain killed Abel in Chapter 4 of Genesis.

dam, way2spoil.

-Liger Zero f'cked up Berserk Fury

^Made me cry... I ACTUALLY LIKE THE BERSERK-FURY, FUUU----

This, this and this.

Although I'd like to see an ending for MapleStory, with the battle against the Black Mage and such, I doubt that will ever happen.

This list needs more:
-SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!111!!
-Bruce Willis is actually dead and has been a ghost the WHOLE time.
-Edward makes painful love to Bella in the final book, and she gives birth to a vampire baby named Renesmee, breaking many of her bones in the process and needing to become a vampire.
Because Grog being Grog is THAT shocking of a revelation.

Poor GregGrog left in his little world.

i loled, that must be the worst book ever.... oh wait, it is

-Light Yagami gets his name written in the Death Note by Ryuk.

is it really a spoiler if it was stated in the first episode?

You left after I said Hi.
;-;

You left after I said Hi.
;-;

You mad?

You mad?

No, sad.