Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, We All disapear to a better planet, but your transported to Mars, where you slowly suffocate to death.


I wish we could all live to be a million years old.

Granted, but we have horrible lives and suicide before we live to be 56.

huh? No wish? -.-

I wish I had an Alienware computer.

Granted, but its only a Dell in disguise *

i wish my rank would change again

Lol I forgot to wish, I thought I did... oh well.

granted, but it changes lower

I wish I could come up with a 99.999999999999999999999% un-corruptable wish.

Lol I forgot to wish, I thought I did... oh well.

granted, but it changes lower

I wish I could come up with a 99.999999999999999999999% un-corruptable wish.

Wish granted. Your wish was to become the 5th member of a latin boys band. You are slightly successful for a year before word gets out about the affair you have with the cabana boy

ya Im tired and easily amused

My wish: To have a triple chocolate fudge brownie....

Wish granted. Your wish was to become the 5th member of a latin boys band. You are slightly successful for a year before word gets out about the affair you have with the cabana boy

ya Im tired and easily amused

My wish: To have a triple chocolate fudge brownie....

Wish granted, but was that really fudge...?

My wish: for annoying people to just shut the #@!$ up.

wish gra..oh...sorry ._.

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Granted, your mouth has been sewn shut.


I wish for all of us to get a power outage, therefore stopping you from curropting my wish.

Granted, but you get strucked by lightning.

I wish for my bed.

Granted, you get your bed only to find it broken.

I wish someone would buy my 80att 4avoid 7 slot kandine in mts for 1k so I can get new pants....hint hint

Granted, but the pants blow up from dark scrolls.

I wish for an esther shield.

Granted, but it blows up from dark scrolls.

To the guy below me: re-corrupt tzk221's wish. lol, this is a good way to be lay-Z

Granted, but you npc it by accident.

I wish I wasn't procrastinating.

Also how do you know I wasn't talking about nx pants...

Granted, but you have no idea what to do.

I wish for chocolate soda.

Because I never buy NX clothes so it never occurred to me.

Granted, but you spill it all over yourself.

I wish I knew every language.

[SIZE="1"]And I wasn't talking about nx pants I was just saying.[/SIZE]

Granted. You know every language, but you can't read/write/speak it. You just know them.

I wish I could read/write/speak every language, and was immortal. That's right, you can't just kill me.

Granted, you can red/write/speak one word and only one word in each language, the word is calculator. Also you are immortal but you didn't wish for eternal youth so you grow really old and turn into nothing but skin and bones.

I wish I was fluent English and Japanese.

Granted. You know every language, but you can't read/write/speak it. You just know them.

I wish I could read/write/speak every language, and was immortal. That's right, you can't just kill me.

Granted. You cannot die, however you did not get immortal youth, and therefore continue to age at a normal rate. In 150 years, you regret this wish greatly. :p

I wish someone would kill Tim and Eric of Adult swim in the most painful way possible. God they're retarded.

Granted, you can red/write/speak one word and only one word in each language, the word is calculator. Also you are immortal but you didn't wish for eternal youth so you grow really old and turn into nothing but skin and bones.

I wish I was fluent English and Japanese.

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I should delete your post :X

Granted, that someone is you, for killing them you get sent to jail.


I wish you(or anyone else) wont delete my post and grant my previous wish.