Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but you're the only person who uses it.

I wish for a 24 hours patch.

Your wish is granted, but the patch turns out to have been made solely to offer godmode in Cash Shop for 45k NX per month and Maple is therefore utterly destroyed.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it turns out that it grants you godmode for 45k NX per month and Maple is therefore utterly destroyed.

Recorrupt that above wish. I can't think of one.

Granted, but it turns out that it grants you godmode for 45k NX per month and Maple is therefore utterly destroyed.

Recorrupt that above wish. I can't think of one.

Granted, but the space aliens corrupt the high laws of physics in our solar system to apply godmode to real life, so that all species of animal life on earth become annihilated by 13 year old boys swinging butterknives at thin air while standing in place in the middle of nowhere, and all life on Earth perishes as a result.

I wish for a non-caffeinated carbonated beverage.

Granted, but it tastes like crap.


I wish I had MW20 already

Granted, but it tastes like crap.


I wish I had MW20 already

Granted, but while you HAVE MW20, when you actually try to use it, it fails... as do the next 15 MW20s you get.

I wish for a shiny black Volvo.

granted. meet volvo. he's a shiny black dude.

i wish nintendo wasnt so far up its own ass, sony to stop makeing empty promises, and microsoft....can just go die.

granted. meet volvo. he's a shiny black dude.

i wish nintendo wasnt so far up its own ass, sony to stop makeing empty promises, and microsoft....can just go die.

Wish granted, but Nintendo's attempt to not be far up its ass backfires and triggers a domino effect that sends the global economy, (including Sony and Microsoft,) into a second Great Depression, which in turn triggers World War III, which ends with a nuclear holocaust and the destruction of all sentient life. I run-ons.

I wish for a tasty golden apple.

Wish granted, but Nintendo's attempt to not be far up its ass backfires and triggers a domino effect that sends the global economy, (including Sony and Microsoft,) into a second Great Depression, which in turn triggers World War III, which ends with a nuclear holocaust and the destruction of all sentient life. I run-ons.

I wish for a tasty golden apple.

granted but it comes with a non avoidable golden shower

i wish i wasn't evil =[

granted but it comes with a non avoidable golden shower

i wish i wasn't evil =[

You are so evil that you forgot to make a wish so I can get back at you.

I wish for a kinder, gentler world.

You are so evil that you forgot to make a wish so I can get back at you.

I wish for a kinder, gentler world.

granted but everyone on it dies slowly being incinerated by the planets own sun

i wish i had a wallet

Granted, but it has a huge hole and all your stuff falls out.


I wish I had something to do.

Granted, but it has a huge hole and all your stuff falls out.


I wish I had something to do.

Your wish is granted. You are falsely convicted of a double homicide, and sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, where your "activity" will consist of spending the rest of your natural life making sweet, sweet love to Bubba.

I wish Geico would come up with a mascot that beats both the caveman and the gecko.

granted... The mixed creature of general, caveman, and gecko, or simply General Caveman Gecko, ran thru downtown LA, crashing into many cars, causing millions in car insurance claims, when asked whether or not the companies would pay, they simply said "we do not take any responsibility in the actions of our mascots, therefore we have no reason to pay"

days later a new TV message reads "General Caveman Gecko, saving the insurance companies millions on car insurance"


i wish for someone to say a 4 letter word beginning with F and ending in K (really, if you cant think of the right one... >_>)

granted... The mixed creature of general, caveman, and gecko, or simply General Caveman Gecko, ran thru downtown LA, crashing into many cars, causing millions in car insurance claims, when asked whether or not the companies would pay, they simply said "we do not take any responsibility in the actions of our mascots, therefore we have no reason to pay"

days later a new TV message reads "General Caveman Gecko, saving the insurance companies millions on car insurance"


i wish for someone to say a 4 letter word beginning with F and ending in K (really, if you cant think of the right one... >_>)

Fork. That counts as corrupting your wish right? xD

I wish... for world peace! (lol) no not really. I wish to finally find SE 20 from sharks or something >_>

Granted but you forget to lock the cages after feeding the lions they get out eat some people alive and now you are being sued for everything you own.

I wish I had telekinetic powers...(mind reading, able to lift stuff etc) and I could turn the powers on or off at will.

Granted, but everyone else in the world has telekinetic powers, too.

Edit: Crap! Late post. REALLY LATE. As in "Lolimissedapageorfour" late.

Granted, but some hacker loots your SE20.

I wish IsaacGS (Of SouthPerry) would give me a hug, that nothing bad shall result from this hug, (Ie. getting hurt, suffering, dieing, etc.), and he does not do anything bad (Ie. getting hurt, suffering, dieing, hurting me, me dieing etc.) after the hug. '

Granted, but it's really not a very satisfying hug.


I wish I had more ginger beer.

I wish I had more ginger beer.

Your wish is granted, but the beer was expired and now you can't afford more beer because of mounting medical bills.

I wish my city had better weather.

Granted, but your city explodes.

I wish a monkey in south africa had a banana.

granted, but the bannana is all brown and squishy.

i wish they'd make pop in those glass bottles again. i miss using a bottle-opener

Granted by you drop the bottle which turns out to be full of acid.


I wish everyone on earth disappeared, self included.