2009-11-08, 04:29 PM
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PS: NO
ING PHILLIPS CD-I ZELDA GAMES!
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2009-11-08, 04:37 PM
FlameChocobo Wrote:PS: NO Crap, was going to post some too.   
2009-11-08, 04:49 PM
KaidaTan Wrote: Even I know what this is from. The grossest most loli doujin ever. GOTTA IMPREGNATE 'EM ALL.  
2009-11-08, 06:03 PM
FlameChocobo Wrote:PS: NO GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ANIMATED SERIES OR ELSE I COULDN'T POST THIS. ENJOY.
Excuuuuuuse Me, Princess!
Episode 5: Sing for the Unicorn
Episode 6: That Sinking Feeling
Episode 7: Doppelganger
Episode 8: Underworld Connections
Episode 9: Stinging the Stinger
Episode 10: A Hitch in the Works
Episode 11: Fairies in the Spring
Episode 12: The Missing Link
Episode 13: The Moblins are Revolting
 
2009-11-08, 06:31 PM
Herbert Jablonski Wrote:GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ANIMATED SERIES OR ELSE I COULDN'T POST THIS. ENJOY. ![[Image: 1220472219780.gif]](http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3201/1220472219780.gif) I forgot this thing existed, thanks so much for this. I'm loling so hard. 
2009-11-08, 06:37 PM
I RODE MY HORSE HARD DOWN TO THE FARM, WHIPPING HER CONSTANTLY. THE PAIN OF MY BLOWS WASHED THE FOUL LAZINESS FROM HER MUSCLES. WHEN I ARRIVED I SAW MALON TENDING TO SOME DUTIES OR SUCH. WHAT WAS IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE WAS TOO ABSORBED TO NOTICE ME THUNDERING TOWARDS HER. WITH THE AGILITY AND SKILL ONLY A HERO OF TIME COULD MUSTER, I VAULTED FROM MY SADDLE AND LET THE MOMENTUM HURL ME TOWARDS HER.
SHE TURNED JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY GLORIOUS, YET FEARSOME FORM SWOOPING FROM THE SKIES TOWARDS HER. I WAS ALREADY NAKED FROM MY WAIST DOWN, AND AS WE SKIDDED ALONG THE GRASS TOGETHER, I TORE HER CLOTHES ASUNDER, AND THRUST DEEP INTO HER. AS WE CAME TO A HALT, THE REALITY OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING FINALLY CREPT INTO THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE HELPLESS FARM GIRL, WHO, UNTIL NOW, KNEW ONLY THE SOUNDS OF THE INCESSANT BAYING OF THE MINDLESS BEASTS THAT SHE HAD BEEN FAITHFULLY TENDING TO. WITH THE HARD SHARP SLAPPING OF SKIN UPON SKIN, HER EYES WIDENED, AND A SCREAM BEGAN DEEP IN HER CHEST. THOUGH I WAS A FORMIDABLE FIGHTER, IT WOULD BE INCONVENIENT FOR ME IF HER CRIES WERE TO REACH THE EARS OF ANY HAPLESS PASSERS BY. THOUGH I WAS BEGINNING TO BECOME LOST IN THE THROES OF DELICIOUS ECSTASY, I STILL KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE. WITH ONE HAND I MUFFLED HER, AND WITH THE OTHER I REACHED FOR MY OCARINA. I HAD PLAYED MY OCARINA oN HORSEBACK BEFORE, BUFFETED BY THE MOVEMENT OF TONED MUSCLE AND POUNDING HOOVES BELOW, SO I HAD FEW PROBLEMS ACCURATELY PRODUCING THE CORRECT NOTES WHILE THIS MUCH SMALLER, WEAKER THING STRUGGLED BENEATH ME. I HAD CONSIDERED MY CHOICE OF SONG WELL IN ADVANCE. THE SONG OF STORMS WOULD PROVIDE A TEMPEST TO DROWN OUT THE CRIES OF THE GIRL, AND THE SIMPLE LOCALS WERE NOT SO FOOLISH AS TO BLUNDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF SUCH FOUL WEATHER IF THEY COULD HELP IT. AS THE FINAL NOTE LEFT THE INSTRUMENT, THE SKY DARKENED, AND SOON WE WERE BEING BUFFETED BY FIERCE WINDS AND TORRENTIAL RAIN. I CEASED STIFLING THE GIRL, AND SOON HER CRIES JOINED THOSE OF THE STORM. A GLORIOUS CACOPHONY, THIS WAS MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE MUSIC THAT HAD BROUGHT ON THIS DOWNPOUR. HER FACE WAS STREAKED WITH TEARS AND RAIN AND THE TATTERS OF HER DRESS WERE SOAKED THROUGH. I WITHDREW FROM HER AND THREW HER FACE DOWN INTO THE MUD. HER HEAD STILL FORCED AGAINST THE DRENCHED EARTH, I PULLED HER ONTO HER KNEES. I SPREAD HER SMOOTH WHITE BUTTOCKS, PAUSING FOR A MOMENT TO LET THE RAIN TRICKLE INTO THE GAB BETWEEN THEM. HER NOW GLISTENING pimento TWITCHED INVOLUNTARILY, AND, UPON SEEING THIS, LUST OVERTOOK ME COMPLETELY, URGING ME TO FORGE STRAIGHT AHEAD. A SCREAM BUBBLED FROM THE MUCK AS I DROVE HALFWAY INTO HER. I CALLED UPON THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE TO EMPOWER ME AS I PUSHED ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT, RESTING THERE FOR A SECOND TO MARVEL AT THE SIGHT BELOW ME ONCE I WAS THERE. I TRULY THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "THIS IS A WORTHY REWARD FOR A HERO." THOUGH I AM NO STRANGER TO THE FLOW OF TIME, I TRULY CANNOT SAY HOW LONG I SPENT IN THAT HEAVENLY STORM, RELENTLESSLY POUNDING THE YOUNG GIRL WHOSE SPARKLING EYES HAD CAPTIVATED ME FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW THEM. THOUGH IT FELT LIKE MERE MOMENTS, IT MUST SURELY HAVE BEEN HOURS, AND AS THE FIRST SHAFT OF SUNLIGHT BROKE THROUGH MY CONJURED CLOUDS, I EMPTIED MY SEED DEEP INTO HER BOWELS. ONLY THEN, AS BOTH THE RAGING STORM AND MY RAGING LUST SUBSIDED, I REALIZED THE GIRL HAD SUCCUMBED THROUGH DEPRIVATION OF OXYGEN.
2009-11-08, 06:58 PM
Spideyjvc Wrote:I've a strong urge to prove otherwise via PM.He's exaggerating. Aside from the fact that most participants (including Link) are around age 10, it's nothing particularly gross. I'm sure whatever you have in mind is worse.
2009-11-08, 07:05 PM
KaidaTan Wrote:He's exaggerating. Aside from the fact that most participants (including Link) are around age 10, it's nothing particularly gross. I'm sure whatever you have in mind is worse. I've seen it before long ago, just the fact that she exaggerated made me feel as if it was a challenge. Was actually a pretty funny story, in my opinion. 
2009-11-08, 07:08 PM
Herbert Jablonski Wrote:GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ANIMATED SERIES OR ELSE I COULDN'T POST THIS. ENJOY. Why watch on youtube? 
2009-11-08, 07:10 PM
KaidaTan Wrote:He's exaggerating. Aside from the fact that most participants (including Link) are around age 10, it's nothing particularly gross. I'm sure whatever you have in mind is worse. Uh, Link kisses Zelda as early as Zelda 2, he doesn't look 10 years old in that game and it's been like 1000 Zelda games since then. In the cartoon series circa that period, Link (and Zelda) look at least 16 (I'd say 18-20 is more accurate.) Also, 10 year old boys cannot fight with a sword effectively, and Link doesn't always shoot rays out of his. 
2009-11-08, 07:21 PM
Sora Wrote: [SIZE="7"]O_O'[/SIZE] Holy sh'it....that was a little too hardcore and illegal.... 
2009-11-08, 07:24 PM
KaidaTan Wrote:He's exaggerating. Aside from the fact that most participants (including Link) are around age 10, it's nothing particularly gross. I'm sure whatever you have in mind is worse. *she and the fact that it's entirely about link as a child going around raping and impregnating other children is pretty gross! I'm sure there are much worse things in the world, and I was exaggerating, but it's definitely the worst of Zelda that I've seen, and probably the worst doujin I've ever stumbled across. BUT THEN AGAIN I TRY TO AVOID THESE THINGS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. |
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