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Men can now see better hand jobs in the future.
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Or just have it ripped off. Do not want.
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Hmm, I still like this Gyrotwister thing I have more, the movements resemble certain actions more than this thing and astronauts also use it too so it must be good. That and it was free.
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The first words out of my girlfriends mouth when we saw that ad together were
"Teaching women everywhere how to properly grip for a nice hand job."
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Wow, even with the hints at inuendo, I did not see this coming.
Is it really necessary to have it pointing towards the face like that?
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Yes. Pointing it in different directions uses different muscle groups.
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My father and I were watching TV one night, because we make a hobby out of watching those "paid programming" infomercials and making fun of them. One night, this came on, and we laughed so loud that we woke his girlfriend up. His girlfriend came in the room and was like "What's so funny?". Then she saw the screen, a smile grew on her face, and she erupted into laughter as well.
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so not only do women need to learn how to give better hand jobs, which are outdated to begin with, but they need to disguise it behind a workout device, and include an instructional DVD on "how to use it? and is it even more sad that theyve made one for men too? -_-
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GUYS AGAINST HANDJOBS UNITE.
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MasPan Wrote:Or just have it ripped off. Do not want.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
Also, that may've been the most hilarious commercial ever. I was expecting one of them to stick it between their legs.
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Spideyjvc Wrote:My father and I were watching TV one night, because we make a hobby out of watching those "paid programming" infomercials and making fun of them. One night, this came on, and we laughed so loud that we woke his girlfriend up. His girlfriend came in the room and was like "What's so funny?". Then she saw the screen, a smile grew on her face, and she erupted into laughter as well.
o.o
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KajitiSouls Wrote:o.o
What's wrong about his dad having a girlfriend? o.o
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KajitiSouls Wrote:o.o
What? Dad's can't have girlfriends? My dad did when my mom and him were still together. Hell, he cheated on those GF's too. Sheltered much?
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RobMdza Wrote:What's wrong about her dad having a girlfriend? o.o
Fixed.
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TehMatt Wrote:Fixed.
Wait, what?
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JoeTang Wrote:Wait, what?
Yup, Spideyjvc is a girl.
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that's so wrong on so many levels lol
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TehMatt Wrote:Yup, Spideyjvc is a girl.
I refuse to believe such an awesome female could exist. So, no.
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FelixTM Wrote:I refuse to believe such an awesome female could exist in the 3D. So, no.
This.
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TehMatt Wrote:Yup, Spideyjvc is a girl.
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wut
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