Hey Jesus

My boy, you need to read the Bible more often if you want to be saved. Timothy is after Thessalonians and before Titus.

English motherfucker. Do you speak it?

(or his main being exposed :c| )

Done.

Done.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I love Ryan.

Done.

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And ive read my bible sirs, and that is what made me become an agnostic...

Done.

We had a deal.

Now Grendel's going to burn. I hope you're proud of yourself.

We had a deal.

Now Grendel's going to burn. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Grendel is displeased by this debauchery.

Yeah. Which one was more painful, Jesus being crucified on the cross, or you being stung by Jormungandr's poison?

Oh wait Jesus slowly dying over the course of a week or more seems way worse compared to taking 7 steps then dying xD

Yea, but Odin is way more badass than God ever could be, even more badass than Family Guy could ever make him out to be

Considering the sheer amount of assault directed at my Lord, I'm going to supply him with his ultimate weapon.


Oh WAIT!

Wat @ above. Just wat.

Yo Jesus, I'm real happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Muhammed was one of the greatest prophets of all time.

Yo Jesus, I'm real happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Muhammed was one of the greatest prophets of all time.

i was waiting for something like this...

When I read the title I was expecting something like this:

I'm still laughing at Ryan's post.

not funny

not funny

If Jesus browsed forums, I think he would be enjoying this thread.

inb4HeyJesusScenefromFamilyGuy

My boy, you need to read the Bible more often if you want to be saved. Timothy is after Thessalonians and before Titus.

But I dont wanna be saved. I want a ticket into hell so I can convince Satan to stop being evil.

Done.

I'm still lol'ing XD