Hey Jesus

Thou shall receive thee middle finger.

no, fuck [size="4"]you[/size]

Leviticus 24:13 -16

"Then the Lord said to Moses: "Take the blasphermer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him. Say to the Israelites: 'If anyone curses his God, he will be held responsible; anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death.'

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]>Then the Lord said to Moses: "Take the blasphermer outside the camp. [...]"
>Take the blasphermer outside the camp.
>blasphermer[/COLOR]


Guess who's disappoint?

Jesus, shutup.

Jesus, shutup.

They're waiting for you.

>Then the Lord said to Moses: "Take the blasphermer outside the camp. [...]"
>Take the blasphermer outside the camp.
>blasphermer


Guess who's disappoint?

I don't understand...

blas⋅phe⋅my /ˈblæsfəmi/ [blas-fuh-mee]

–noun, plural -mies.

1. impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.

2. A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.[/quote]

 Spoiler

They're waiting for you.

Matthew 28:1-10

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.

There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."

So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

jesus, the next troll...
wait, what?

FALSE PROHPET!
Heed not the words spun from the satin and silk cloth.

Matthew 28:1-10

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.

There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."

So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

Matthew 28:1-10

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.

There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."

So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

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MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!

Let's flip the chessboard over on this. Why would the Angel tell them to go away from the tomb so suddenly? Wouldn't the Angel bring them to Jesus directly? I suspect this "Angel" was simply someone dressed up.

Inside that cave, the corpse of Jesus really was there, hidden. While everyone left, the "Angel" removed the corpse from the cave and quickly set up a doppelganger to take Jesus's place.

REPEAT IT IN RED, JESUS!
"The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!"

Matthew 24:11

And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

Hey Jesus, why not explain the many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many fallacies that are in the bible, considering it is basically about you and all.

Hey Jesus, why not explain the many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many fallacies that are in the bible, considering it is basically about you and all.

2 Timothy 4:2-4

Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage--with great patience and careful instruction. For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

2 Timothy 4:2-4

Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage--with great patience and careful instruction. For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

The fuck are you talking about? Ive never heard of the book of Timothy...gtpo....


L> Ban on Jesus (or his main being exposed :c| )

The fuck are you talking about? Ive never heard of the book of Timothy...gtpo....


L> Ban on Jesus (or his main being exposed :c| )

My boy, you need to read the Bible more often if you want to be saved. Timothy is after Thessalonians and before Titus.