How did you start fapping?

When I was 6 or so, I was done taking a bath, and got out naked, sorta, with a towel wrapped around me. I jumped onto my bed, and flipped on the TV and saw something about 2 girls. I remember watching something on TV and saw like a preteen looking chick, and the next thing I knew, I was rolling my plantain around the bed. The pressure between my penis and my bed was like . . . . . awkward, yet it felt good. So that's how I started fapping, LOL? <____< . . .

Pretty sure you can't get hard when you're 6. I thought it was impossible until you go into puberty?

Pretty sure you can't get hard when you're 6. I thought it was impossible until you go into puberty?

It wasn't hard, there's the irony. It just felt good to whack-off against the bed. Rather awkward.

Pretty sure you can't get hard when you're 6. I thought it was impossible until you go into puberty?

You can always get hard. Puberty has no effect. Only that before puberty you just shoot blanks.

Pretty sure you can't get hard when you're 6. I thought it was impossible until you go into puberty?

No, your penis gets hard on a daily basis. In fact, it's a normal part of the male sleep cycle to have several erections during the night (and the infamous "morning wood"). Little kids get those too, your body needs to pump blood into it.


Never getting hard = bad for the penis.

It wasn't hard, there's the irony. It just felt good to whack-off against the bed. Rather awkward.

Reminds me of the time in kindergarten during nap time when one of the kids were humping his bed. The teacher came up to him and asked him what he was doing.

"I'm sucking my peepee"

[COLOR="Green"]I feel something special in this thread.

I found out by myself, long before I had any idea what it was. I always used to have issues peeing because it would get hard for no reason when I was like, 11. Silly penis.[/COLOR]

is it sad that i dont remember how/when/why i did it the first time? it was so long ago though.....

is it sad that i dont remember how/when/why i did it the first time? it was so long ago though.....

I don't remember either. I want to say it involved Carmen Electra when I was around 10-years-old for some reason, though...

Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.

Oh? But wouldn't that matter mostly on your diet? Sperm texture, consistency, and "stickiness" are all altered by your diet. Perhaps you eat foods that make it into "sticky globs", rather than pretty free-flow through water. Perhaps your foods make it so thick that soap has a hard time scrubbing it off.

Girls don't jizz.

At least you hope they don't.

girls jizz, there are whole porn sites dedicated to them

girls jizz, there are whole porn sites dedicated to them

Time to squirt! Get the hose!

Girls can jizz farther than guys, iirc. Watch porn more.

Girls can jizz farther than guys, iirc. Watch porn more.

they can poke your eye out if you dont wear some when you go down on them

girls jizz, there are whole porn sites dedicated to them

I think the word your looking for is "ejaculate" not "jizz". Though, if that's your thing, I don't really mind. Futa's okay too.

Girls can jizz farther than guys, iirc. Watch porn more.

Jizz refers to semen exclusively, and is not interchangeable. Unlike cum, ejaculate, etc.

Girls can jizz farther than guys, iirc. Watch porn more.

Most porn grossly exaggerates how far a woman can ejaculate through stage props and such to make it look "hotter" or some pomegranate.

Oh? But wouldn't that matter mostly on your diet? Sperm texture, consistency, and "stickiness" are all altered by your diet. Perhaps you eat foods that make it into "sticky globs", rather than pretty free-flow through water. Perhaps your foods make it so thick that soap has a hard time scrubbing it off.

awesome, what do I feed someone to make it less sticky?


My first time... uh... I was 19. It was Valentines day. I got bored, decided to see what it was like.

awesome, what do I feed someone to make it less sticky?


My first time... uh... I was 19. It was Valentines day. I got bored, decided to see what it was like.

Any food with citrus in it will make it less sticky and will give a citrusy taste to it. My girlfriend makes me eat oranges constantly because of this, but any way, oranges and other fruits will make the substance more watery.

Any food with citrus in it will make it less sticky and will give a citrusy taste to it. My girlfriend makes me eat oranges constantly because of this, but any way, oranges and other fruits will make the substance more watery.

Does that work with any fruit? And does it combine? Can I make fruit punch?

Does that work with any fruit? And does it combine? Can I make fruit punch?

I stick to fruits with citrus in them, which means i only ever eat oranges, clementines, mandarins, and I drink a lot of fresh squeezed lemonade. I don't really know about other fruits, or fruit punch though.

Edit: Pineapple and pineapple juice is good too.

Does that work with any fruit? And does it combine? Can I make fruit punch?

Try more citrus heavy fruit. I also hear pineapples add a certain taste to it as well, kind of like a sweetener.

just eat a mango tree