How did you start fapping?
#1
Kalovale Wrote:This calls for a "how did you start fapping" thread.

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#2
Doing a project for school, I googled 'actitivies on bed' and one webpage got to another.


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#3
Some guy on the internet told me to do it.
I was puzzled at first.
Here I am now...
Stunned
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#4
One night when I was 10 or 11, I was trying to get used to sleeping in my boxers since all the cool kids did it. Then in the morning I woke up with an erection, and started sliding my boxers up and down.

Thus started the 7-8 years of fapping.
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#5
I'll be the hero and say I've never fapped before.
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Ryanide Wrote:Doing a project for school, I googled 'actitivies on bed' and one webpage got to another.


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Is that Jared Padalecki?
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#7
Looking for Dragon Ball Z pictures one day Goggleemoticon
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GMSInfighter Wrote:I'll be the hero and say I've never fapped before.

Doxinator likes this. :thumbsup:

Oh how I wish I could say the same.
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#9
I have amazing self control.
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#10
GMSInfighter Wrote:I have amazing self control.

I smell lies. Either that, or many hookers. (I still can't distinguish between the scents)
Anyways, like I said in the thread that started this thread, this thread was over before it started.
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#11
To be honest, I found this out through "self-exploring". I think I started around 14-15 o.O"

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Amphigory Wrote:I smell lies. Either that, or many hookers. (I still can't distinguish between the scents)
Anyways, like I said in the thread that started this thread, this thread was over before it started.

Well I tried, but didn't complete it or anything. When I first tried and around that age I had a phobia that when stroking it, my helmet was going to rip off or something. Now... I just don't see any purpose in doing it, plus my house always has someone in it. Not much privacy.
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WillDaSnail Wrote:To be honest, I found this out through "self-exploring". I think I started around 14-15 o.O"

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Strangely, I remember the exact place and around the exact month.
Good times.
@Above: Lolphailfappingattempt.
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#14
Hastily scribbled instructions discovered in the middle of my math textbook showed me the way.
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#15
Is it me or these kinds of threads keep popping up? I find them sad.
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GMSInfighter Wrote:Well I tried, but didn't complete it or anything. When I first tried and around that age I had a phobia that when stroking it, my helmet was going to rip off or something. Now... I just don't see any purpose in doing it, plus my house always has someone in it. Not much privacy.

Showers. Easy cleanup while you're there as well.
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#17
Avoidant Wrote:Hastily scribbled instructions discovered in the middle of my math textbook showed me the way.

Up and down /2 v square root stroke stroke?
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Spideyjvc Wrote:
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Showers. Easy cleanup while you're there as well.


I'll think about it.
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#19
Avoidant Wrote:Hastily scribbled instructions discovered in the middle of my math textbook showed me the way.

... In the last thread you said it was your father.
IS EVERYTHING YOU'RE TELLING US A LIE? Frown
And @Above: Just go into one of the many threads in the Funhouse that get hijacked by anime picture spammers. Better than trying to imagine a girl a-@
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#20
Amphigory Wrote:... In the last thread you said it was your father.
IS EVERYTHING YOU'RE TELLING US A LIE? Frown

My father? That's disgusting. Parents should not teach their children how to masturbate.
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