What are you going to be for Halloween?

The guy that lays prone in the bushes while little children come up for candy.


I feel like a plantain afterward, but it's fun when I'm doing it.

I'm that guy but with a chainless chainsaw.

Somehow, I always end my Halloween festivities talking to police.

I'm that guy but with a chainless chainsaw.

Somehow, I always end my Halloween festivities talking to police.

Damn pigs always trying to ruin your fun.

Lol what?

I've been doing the same thing for Halloween for the past three years now. I just throw some dirt on an undershirt and walk around with a cardboard box and say that I'm a hobo. It gets those fuckers down at the townhouses every time, "HO HO, A BOX! THAT'S A NEW ONE HAHA HERE'S SOME EXTRA CANDY HAVE A GOOD NIGHT".

I think I'll be Greg.
Hide under a bridge and charge to pass over it, the usual.

I think I'll be Greg.
Hide under a bridge and charge to pass over it, the usual.

I believe this is called Trolling.

I think I'll be Greg.
Hide under a bridge and charge to pass over it, the usual.

I heard Fiel got an apology from you. Where's mine? ;3;

Yeah, maybe it's time to drop this one, eh?

SHHH,


I want to be a pretty princess.
But with a bear latched onto my side.

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I think I'll be Greg.
Hide under a bridge and charge to pass over it, the usual.

You were banned for a reason.

Gonna be a puppy so my fiance can walk me around on a leash.

HELL YEA.

Got my tail done, gonna finish making the ears when I get home from work. I have yet to find a leash because APPARENTLY the Petco that I was planning on going to has been out of business for two years and I never noticed it, and the pet specialty store near the apartment moved halfway across the city.

Gonna see if Good Vibrations has anything worthwhile.