Introducing Lavendula

http://maplestory.nexon.net/WZ.ASPX?PART...ntNo=005kr

What a stupid name.

So Nexon decides to write this story without mentioning who the person actually is and what world she monitors.

What a stupid name.

They all have stupid names.
Nexon gave them all a choice of a pile of names they pulled out of the ass of an ostrich.

Nexon gave them all a choice of a pile of names they pulled out of the ass of an ostrich.

I can't wait to see more of these ostrich ass names.

This might be the most important thing nexon has ever posted

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

INTRODUCING LAVENDULA: NOW WITH 100% MORE PUBLIC HUMILIATION

As if being in the MWLB hidden wasn't humiliating enough.

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

Same here. Scamming meenie weenies.

I thought it said Uvula for a minute...

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia? :f6:

The timing is all wrong for that sort of announcement.

I thought it said Uvula for a minute...

You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

.

This story sucks.

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia? :f6:

The timing is all wrong for that sort of announcement.



You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

Sh*t I knew it!!!

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia? :f6:

Isn't there a big green vine in the data with a Krakia label/hint?

You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

That story is way better than the s'hit story Nexon came up with for whatsherface.

That story is way better than the s'hit story Nexon came up with for whatsherface.

I believe they had to submit their own backstory, actually, that Nexon then approved/rejected.

Isn't there a big green vine in the data with a Krakia label/hint?

But this isn't that vine; it's an ordinary one out of Ellinia- nothing new or special here.

Nexon has created some seriously lulsy names as if the mouthful of the ridiculous "MapleWatch Leaf Brigade" name wasn't already enough.

When I heard "member profile", I didn't think it would actually translate that Nexon intends for them to write wonky bad fanfiction backstories about themselves :f6:. Still: far better crafted than the horrific Olivia story.

But this isn't that vine; it's an ordinary one out of Ellinia- nothing new or special here.

Green Vine = Vine that's green.
Optimism doesn't care about those minor details.

Very creative name...
http://www.michaelsilveus.com/Herbs/Lavendula.html

What do you bet that they named all the other girls like flowers/herbs. I mean jeez, Lavendula = Lavender + Calendula? :f6: What's next, Violeta? Petunia?