I will never drink beer again.

i shall discover that data pending the arrival to the den of sin to which i wouldst thusly endeavor to venture blindly forward into.

i shall discover that data pending the arrival to the den of sin to which i wouldst thusly endeavor to venture blindly forward into.

Write an essay.

Write an essay.

i could very easily within the span of the 3 to five days in that hell-hole of regrets and broken dreams, amongst other things, write a fully involved short story.

"June 26th 2010

Dear Diary,

Today I went swimming in Las Vegas. The water seems thicker here than it does back home... perhaps a foreign substance. Either way, it didn't taste very good. I also noticed that the pool was filled entirely with school-age children, not an adult in sight! Something strange is going on in this town.

I had a difficult time sleeping last night, it gets so noisy! What kind of place is more lively at night than in the day? I'm not sure but... Las Vegas just isn't appearing to be all that I've heard.

My friends invited me to the Casino tonight, but that's WAY passed my bedtime. I'm sure they're going to get drunk and act like monkies LOL. What a bunch of fools. How can anyone enjoy alcohol or gambling? I will never understand.

Well, that's all for tonight, diary. I love you and I'll talk to you tomorrow morning. I hope tomorrow is a more exciting day."

Smirnoff is for chicks... even I drink Jager. Man up buddy!!

I knew I liked you, too.

My friends invited me to the Casino tonight, but that's WAY passed my bedtime. I'm sure they're going to get drunk and act like monkies LOL. What a bunch of fools. How can anyone enjoy alcohol or gambling? I will never understand.

I lol'd pretty hard at that part for some reason.

Well since all Americans have to import their high quality Heineken beer from The Netherlands, I'm not surprised the average American hates their own brewed beer... xD

Funny thing is that Heineken is almost a 2nd grade beer here in The Netherlands, we have so much better beers over here and also Belgian premium beers are way better, you can hardly compare them as the same thing... You Americans have my sympathy!

Anyway, I don't agree that Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Breezer (you should also try the last one, it tastes even better then Ice, especially the Baccardi Breezer Orange) are girl's drinks, they just taste sweeter then other alcoholic drinks, nothing wrong with that. Besides that, you can also drink them if you're thirsty, a thing I wouldn't recommend with unmixed Vodka or Rum... xD

They even have Pineapple taste!

 Spoiler

So screw it, I'd take a freaking lemonade or some tea over liquor any day.

I do love Long Island Iced Tea.

Nothing better than a cold heiny paired with a cigarette in a hot friday afternoon.

Yeah, Smirnoff Ices/Barcardi Breezers are pretty girly, but hot damn they taste good. You're gayer than me if you can get drunk from them though.

I knew I liked you.

I knew I liked you, too.

Hey what can I say... I'm no platypus and If I'm gonna drink I'm gonna do it I'mma go balls out. =)

Yeah, Smirnoff Ices/Barcardi Breezers are pretty girly, but hot damn they taste good. You're gayer than me if you can get drunk from them though.

Nothing is gayer than you Myles. Thats why ILU so much.

I can down a whole bottle of Absinthe BY MYSELF.

*Flexes*

I can download a whole bottle of Absinthe BY MYSELF.

*Flexes*

You wouldn't DOWNLOAD A LITTLE GIRL and FUCK HER IN THE BACK ALLEY without PROTECTION would you?

cool story bro

I can down a whole bottle of Absinthe BY MYSELF.

*Flexes*

Not possible. Go google.

I like Jagermeister, to be honest. I have several bottles of Jager in my house. But it's nice to alternate drinks. Here's a list of what I did drink and can remember at the top of my head:

-Jager (LOVE THIS)
-Smirnoff
-Jack Daniel's
-Remy Martin (fine champagne cognac)
-various brands of Whiskey
-Malibu
-Bailey's Irish Creme (OMG LOVE THIS)

Reason why I didn't listed brands of Whiskey was because I'm not too much into Whiskey, but I drank it a lot of times before, that and I wouldn't remember names... I drank a lot more too, I just can't remember of the names..

As for drinks, as far as that goes, I enjoy the flavor of my drinks, as well as 'high' alcohol content, but I also know my limit. I don't give a rat's-ass if it's known as a girly-drink or a MANLY-drink, if it tastes like sh't, I wouldn't bother. That's mainly the reason I don't enjoy my Whiskey.

Baileys is awesome, too.

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wow, am i practically the only one here opposed to drinking? =|

No You Are Not.

Anyways while you are at Vegas, go sneak to Area 51. I dare you.

Hahaha Smirnoff Ice is for girls. You're a girl.

Welcome to ladydom, Khoi.

The fact that it comes in lots of flavours should've been enough of a tip that it's not a MAN'S DRINK, let alone that you weren't getting drunk.

hahahahaha girl.

what sarah said. lol death cab



hahaha this topic is a massive hey look at me i have a big plantain and can drink a whole bottle of "x" while fucking my girl.