I will never drink beer again.
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Why? Because yesterday, it was my first time trying SMIRNOFF ICE! I was at my friend's apartment, both of them were playing Left4Dead in the corner. So anyways, I asked one of them if I could raid the fridge for booze, I wasn't kidding. Anyways, they let me, so I said "OH? What's this motherf'cker?!", and looked at it.

"SMIRNOFF ICE TRIPLE DISTILLED"

Then I suddenly remembered a thread on SP about something, and Fiel posting an image of Smirnoff Triple Distilled, but I thought this was one couldn't be the same one. The one Fiel posted was VODKA, but anyways, to the point. I didn't get wasted, but there sure were a lot of those in the fridge, with a ton of flavors!

So me and my buds played Left4Dead all night long, each of us with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice next to us. I didn't get home til 2 am.. I stayed for a good 7-8 hours.

tl;dr: Smirnoff Ice > regular beer. OMGAAAAAAH (and of course, I went back to the fridge for 2nds, 3rds, 4ths, etc.. I still need to try the Raspberry flavored one.)
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#2
orlly?Glitter
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#3
My girlfriend drinks a lot of Smirnoff. I'm more into liquor and mixed drinks but to each their own. I'll steal a couple of her drinks every now and then if I don't have anything for rum+coke. I actually prefer Mikes Hard to be honest with you.
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#4
Hahaha Smirnoff Ice is for girls. You're a girl.

Welcome to ladydom, Khoi.

The fact that it comes in lots of flavours should've been enough of a tip that it's not a MAN'S DRINK, let alone that you weren't getting drunk.

hahahahaha girl.
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BombsAway Wrote:Hahaha Smirnoff Ice is for girls. You're a girl.

Welcome to ladydom, Khoi.

The fact that it comes in lots of flavours should've been enough of a tip that it's not a MAN'S DRINK, let alone that you weren't getting drunk.

hahahahaha girl.

I almost wanted to say something like this, but decided not to. Thank you for doing it for me.
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#6
Yes, because Men enjoy drinking things that taste like piss because we're MEN (we're men in tiiiiighhhhhts). I like drinking stuff that tastes good. I don't even care if that means I drink a cosmopolitan over a fifth of whisky.
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fiel Wrote:yes, because men enjoy drinking things that taste like piss because we're men (we're men in tiiiiighhhhhts). I like drinking stuff that tastes good. I don't even care if that means i drink a cosmopolitan over a fifth of whisky.

[size="7"]girl!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]


also difference between you drinking it and thinking it's good and Khoi is LOOK HOW GIDDY HE IS.

alsoalso rofl cosmopolitan.
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#8
Fiel Wrote:Yes, because Men enjoy drinking things that taste like piss because we're MEN (we're men in tiiiiighhhhhts). I like drinking stuff that tastes good. I don't even care if that means I drink a cosmopolitan over a fifth of whisky.

Eh, it's more of just poking fun at the stereotype than anything else. I said myself I prefer mixed drinks and if I have nothing to make them I drink my girlfriends Smirnoff or Mike's Hard.
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#9
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wow, am i practically the only one here opposed to drinking? =|
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#10
everything is better than beer.
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#11
TobiasBlack Wrote:...
wow, am i practically the only one here opposed to drinking? =|

Yes you are, you loner, you.
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#12
TobiasBlack Wrote:...
wow, am i practically the only one here opposed to drinking? =|

Nah. I won't touch any alcohol (except for medicinal purposes of course).
...Or cigarettes.
...Or drugs.

NOT EVEN HOOKAH. :|
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#13
TobiasBlack Wrote:...
wow, am i practically the only one here opposed to drinking? =|

Nope! I'm 19, have never had a sip of alcohol, will never drink alcohol (maybe a little, not never to get drunk like an idiot...), and I hate the smell of the stuff. I also hate how people act when they start drinking and since I hate feeling as if I don't have complete control of what I'm doing, I don't ever want to start drinking and lose control. Although, I don't mind others drinking, as long as they leave me the hell alone.
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#14
Smirnoff is for chicks... even I drink Jager. Man up buddy!! Smile
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ShiKage Wrote:Nope! I'm 19, have never had a sip of alcohol, will never drink alcohol (maybe a little, not never to get drunk like an idiot...), and I hate the smell of the stuff. I also hate how people act when they start drinking and since I hate feeling as if I don't have complete control of what I'm doing, I don't ever want to start drinking and lose control. Although, I don't mind others drinking, as long as they leave me the hell alone.

I started drinking and got closer and closer to being drunk each time, as long as I deemed my behaviors well-controlled. So far I haven't got completely wasted but I've grasped the idea of being drunk. I have to admit, it's a pretty soothing feeling, except for the next morning, of course.
Oh, I mostly drank with family btw, cousins and the like.
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ShiKage Wrote:Nope! I'm 19, have never had a sip of alcohol, will never drink alcohol (maybe a little, not never to get drunk like an idiot...), and I hate the smell of the stuff. I also hate how people act when they start drinking and since I hate feeling as if I don't have complete control of what I'm doing, I don't ever want to start drinking and lose control. Although, I don't mind others drinking, as long as they leave me the hell alone.

Seconded, mostly. Also 19, and I intend to drink after I'm 21 although not copiously. I also intend to drink lots of girly drinks. They look so much tastier.
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#17
Katie Wrote:Smirnoff is for chicks... even I drink Jager. Man up buddy!! Smile

I knew I liked you.
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BombsAway Wrote:Hahaha Smirnoff Ice is for girls. You're a girl.

Welcome to ladydom, Khoi.

The fact that it comes in lots of flavours should've been enough of a tip that it's not a MAN'S DRINK, let alone that you weren't getting drunk.

hahahahaha girl.

BombsAway Wrote:[size="7"]girl!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]


also difference between you drinking it and thinking it's good and Khoi is LOOK HOW GIDDY HE IS.

alsoalso rofl cosmopolitan.

I was going to say something about this stereotype, but I have to agree with you on how girlish he is acting about drinking Smirnoff.

Katie Wrote:Smirnoff is for chicks... even I drink Jager. Man up buddy!! Smile

Down a Smirnoff and then down a Jager. Win win.
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#19
perhaps further compounding that is that my 21st birthday next june im heading to vegas, but i wont gamble, drink, or pineapple a random peach without worries of my actions...
damnable self-induced morality.
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TobiasBlack Wrote:perhaps further compounding that is that my 21st birthday next june im heading to vegas, but i wont gamble, drink, or pineapple a random peach without worries of my actions...
damnable self-induced morality.

What else is there to do in Vegas?
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