Y'all homosapiens is alright.

I said slightly. Not a "you like men type of homosexuality" but more of a "I like to wear woman's clothes and have my girlfriend put on a strap-on type of homosexuality".

this, only im single, never had a gf, and never even so much as kissed another human being that is not a family member (any by that, i mean cheek kissing. never have i mouth-mouth kissed anyone).

this, only im single, never had a gf, and never even so much as kissed another human being that is not a family member (any by that, i mean cheek kissing. never have i mouth-mouth kissed anyone).

You should at least go to a strip club to get that fixed.

You said that months ago too, i'd have figued you would go do that already...

You should at least go to a strip club to get that fixed.

You said that months ago too, i'd have figued you would go do that already...

nope. i refuse to go to a strip joint for any reason.

I said slightly. Not a "you like men type of homosexuality" but more of a "I like to wear woman's clothes and have my girlfriend put on a strap-on type of homosexuality".

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Speaking of homosexuals. I believe that Ryan is a homosexual since he was obviously coming on to me by wishing I was a homosexual.

nope. i refuse to go to a strip joint for any reason.

Speed dating?

Your attention please:

There are no homosexuals in Southperry.

Speed dating?

I don't recommend speed dating.

If you just want to get that initial hook up out of the way, go to a club or a bar. All anybody ever wants at them is a quick, inebriated lay.

Unless he is the type where he actually wants to know the person before banging them.

I don't recommend speed dating.

If you just want to get that initial hook up out of the way, go to a club or a bar. All anybody ever wants at them is a quick, inebriated lay.

I wouldn't imagine he's the clubbing type.

Speed dating?

heard horror stories of ending up with psychotic whores, or flat out rejected at all times by all comers. =/ nty.

I don't recommend speed dating.

If you just want to get that initial hook up out of the way, go to a club or a bar. All anybody ever wants at them is a quick, inebriated lay.

not into NSA, dont want a quick fling, and i dont drink. the very smell of alcohol irritates me, though oddly i dont mind if a woman drinks occasionally. but if the peach smokes, fucking no way in hell would i ever think of so much as consider fapping to the thought of her, even if she was drop dead smoking hot sexy.

i vehemently stand by my morals.

but if the peach smokes, pineappleing no way in hell would i ever think of so much as consider fapping to the thought of her, even if she was drop dead smoking hot sexy.

i vehemently stand by my morals.

Brofist. I can't stand smoking.

and i dont drink. the very smell of alcohol irritates me

How do you live?

How do you live?

well, aside from self-induced miserably, rather easily. its not hard to live sober, dude.

Do you drink a lot of something else though? Soda, coffee, fruit juice, etc.

well, aside from self-induced miserably, rather easily. its not hard to live sober, dude.

I've yet to get drunk, and i've yet to find a beer/alcoholic drink that tastes good.

I still drink it sometimes though.

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And by sometimes, i mean once a week or so. Probably going to get completely s'hit faced on halloween.

sodas and various teas, yes.

well, aside from self-induced miserably, rather easily. its not hard to live sober, dude.

I'm not trying to claim that it is difficult to live sober, but you can't even stand the smell of alcohol? Do you drink any stimulant drinks at all, ie coffee, energy drinks, caffeinated tea?

I am not much of a beer man because I can't stand the smell. There are some beers out there though I enjoy since they don't smell like s'hit. I do however enjoy other stuff like wine, sake, whatever else as long as it smells good.

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And by sometimes, i mean once a week or so. Probably going to get completely s'hit faced on halloween.

Drunk on Halloween while dressed up as something stupid as hell. It's my favorite time of year.