Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but I drown you instead. You die.

I wish for something.

Granted, but you get burried alive and suffocate.

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^ That's actually a real wish, but encoded. :f6:

i wish people would stop talking yiddish

^ That's actually a real wish, but encoded. :f6:

Same as mine.

Too lazy to decipher.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. You now suffer constant migraines from constantly having everybody on earth's thoughts in your head constantly.

I wish modern algebra wasn't so damn confusing.

Granted, but now it's even more confusing.

I wish for a better wish.

Granted, but you forget it from the mind-reading migranes.

I wish I had a loyal pet.

Granted, but the pet gets too loyal and runs away as a sign for you to not feed him and bother yourself.

I wish for nothing

Granted. The universe ends and is turned to nothing.

I wish for a less psychotic cat o_O

Granted, the less psychotic cat is so un-psychotic that it explodes.

I wish some guy named bob had a millon dollars.

Granted, but Bob was robbed an hour later.

I wish for the perfect chip.

Granted, but lose that poker chip in a game of poker.

I wish for kimchi.

Granted, but my cat eated it.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted, but my cat eated it.

I wish for a new phone.

Tis done.
It is a fancy phone made from your Mother's skull.

I wish to know if a beard would suit me?

I wish to know if a beard would suit me?

The beard suits you. But it is infested with fleas and other assorted vermin.

I wish to know if I will ever have a Harley Davidson.

granted. you won't.

i wish i could breath underwater =]

granted. you won't.

i wish i could breath underwater =]

Granted. You swap your lungs for gills, but it's extremely painful and the operation only gives you 3 years to live.

I wish I knew how php tags work.