What does the news say about the stock market?

I regret nothing.

Now make it appear on the BBC, and then we'll talk.

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I think the news corporations are overreacting to this increase. When stocks are increasing constantly, it's a record every day. No need to report it.

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I think the news corporations are overreacting to this increase. When stocks are increasing constantly, it's a record every day. No need to report it.

We haven't been this high in over a year. It keeps people's spirits up, and it looks good.

*Vegeta needs better shades.

I met some dude who already knew the market was increasing months ago. He works as a teacher that does seminars at colleges. His line of work is the first to go if a crisis hits, so if his work goes up in the middle of a crisis, he can tell if the market is going down or not.

And to think, the local overly-religious people were at my college today yelling about how the economy sucks because and ounce of gold was 1007$ yesterday (when they failed to discriminate between troy ounce and a regular ounce.)

Now put a drill in his hands and the economy will be forever fixed.

Now put a drill in his hands and the economy will be forever fixed.

But... but how can you break the drill that pierces the heavens? That would destroy the hopes of the economy, not improve it.