Corrupt a wish thread!

no more wishes for you.

i wish i had enough money to last me a lifetime :O

no more wishes for you.

i wish i had enough money to last me a lifetime :O

Granted- I give you no money and kill you on the spot- That is your lifetime.

I wish Fiel would post in the post!

Guys! If they wish for nothing thats easy to corrupt!

Granted, but while Fiel is posting he sics his chinchillas on you!

I wish I had more cats!

Granted, but you drown in them.

I wish I have a catch-phrase.

Granted, but it is "I smell like poop!"

I wish I was the coolest person on earth and you dont corrupt it by saying im frozen solid or anything of the sort.

Granted. Hi Santa.

I wish Konjiki no Gash Bell episode #137 would hurry up and get subbed.

Granted, it's subbed in some African language nobody understands.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. XD

Granted, you explode from all the un-laziness.

I wish i had a banana.

granted, but you are now addicted to speed @_@

i wish gas was back down to 2.50 a gallon >_>

skip this double post >_>

Granted, but everything else costs 500% more.

I wish I was a cat.

Skip this plox.

granted, but on a trip to Chin you are used in someones food.

i wish these double post would disappear

Granted, but you triple post.

I wish I can type faster with dvorak.

Granted, but you type so fast your fingers break.

I wish IsaacGS, of this fourm, loved me. And he won't break up with me, and we won't get hurt in any way! >:0

Granted, but you die painlessly.

I wish deaths were not allowed as responses to wishes. They're so broken lol

Granted, but you die. :3

I wish I didn't grant that wish.

granted. by "that" wish, ill assume your talking about the wish where i drown in my own pudding.

i wish for a house made from cheesecakes :3

Granted, but it melts and you drown in cheese.

I wish for a better wish.

granted. ill make a better wish.

i wish you'd stop drowning me in my own wish ._.