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Real Men
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2009-10-04, 07:38 PM
Mark Wrote:Would you like some images, Bacon?Yes, gimme your MSN. 
2009-10-04, 07:40 PM
That really isn't even a sword, only the tip is sharp, Silly Spike having to shoot things. Btw, Jecht can throw METEORS.
2009-10-04, 07:40 PM
It's right in my profile.
 EDIT: FUUUCK. FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS ARE LAME. 
2009-10-04, 07:42 PM
Mark Wrote:Would you like some images, Bacon? Did you read the title? Real Men. I wholeheartedly agree that Spike > Kamina > the rest, but we're not talking animated men. Another contender for consideration: Source Jack Churchill ![[Image: churchill.jpg]](http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/badass_soldiers/churchill.jpg) An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest motherfucker in the whole damn war. He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that [SIZE="5"]"any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII.[/SIZE] And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword. Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill. When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword. After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!" Further reading http://www.wwiihistorymagazine.com/2005/...files.html 
2009-10-04, 07:43 PM
Ladon Wrote:Btw, Jecht can throw METEORS. But is he a space cowboy? I don't think he is. And who's that Lord of the Rings bow-wielding faggot? I'll be he wears a skirt, gauntlets, and carries around a shield, too.
2009-10-04, 07:45 PM
Ladon Wrote:Fuuuuuuuuck. Spike dies.So does lolJecht. Gets his ass kicked by his own son. That ain't badass at all.
2009-10-04, 07:47 PM
Bacon Wrote:So does lolJecht. lol
2009-10-04, 07:47 PM
Bacon Wrote:So does lolJecht. Only because the Villain always has to die. ;[ Plus he totally let him win. 
2009-10-04, 08:01 PM
Ladon Wrote:Only because the Villain always has to die. ;[ Plus he totally let him win.Nah bro, you got the story wrong. Basically Jecht turns ugly and shit, but becomes a powerful ass acne-whale. He goes on a rampage and thought "Oh, what the hell! I'm better than my son, time to give him a good ole' ass whoopin." Off goes Jecht into Zanarkland. Next thing you know, Jecht knocks his son into the next dimension. So here Tidus wakes up and he's all like "Yo what the fuck pops? Why you gotta go bustin' my head?" Tidus gets a group of his new friends and decided to get revenge on his ole pop. After a serious of kickass events, Tidus meets his pop. Tidus is all like "POW POW POW, SUCK MY plantain DAD" while Jecht is like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TASTES LIKE MINT". Long story short, Jecht bitch slaps Tidus and Tidus kills Jecht in front of all his friends. Still think Jecht is a real man? Fuck no. 
2009-10-04, 08:03 PM
Mark Wrote:Look at the size of his sword.
The first 21 seconds of this video says hi.
2009-10-04, 08:05 PM
Bacon Wrote:Nah bro, you got the story wrong. Basically Jecht turns ugly and shit, but becomes a powerful ass acne-whale.Wait a second, this Jecht guy is a FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER? HAH! HAH!
2009-10-04, 08:07 PM
Greg Wrote:Wait a second, this Jecht guy is a FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER?Magus and Cactuar are looking at you with disdain.
2009-10-04, 08:11 PM
Mark Wrote:I said this wasn't up for debate. You're right cause the winner is Kamina. Everybody go home, the winner has been decided.
2009-10-04, 08:11 PM
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GMSInfighter Wrote:You're right cause the winner is Kamina. You must have just watched that mediocre anime last week. I'll let this slide while your interest slowly fades away. 
2009-10-04, 08:12 PM
GMSInfighter Wrote:I'd like to see you newfegs PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Last time I checked, he got pierced...IN THE STOMACH! Proof that Kenshiro is the manliest (or at least manlier than Kamina):
Spoiler
2009-10-04, 08:23 PM
Mark Wrote:You must have just watched that mediocre anime last week. I'll let this slide while your interest slowly fades away. Lol, I watched it in december of '08. Shippo the Fox Wrote:Last time I checked, he got pierced...IN THE STOMACH! [YOUTUBE]qK2XQx5zWUI[/YOUTUBE] |
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