Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but your :f6: turns into a

I wish for a non-transforming :f6:

Granted, but now it's

I wish for Dvorak to work on Maple.

Granted, but my :f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6: eat your maple.

I wish for more moar :f6:

Granted, but they rebel and eat you.

I wish for a cup of tea.

granted, but its extremely hot and you spill it on you


I wish I was your father

Granted, but she turns out to be really bad (likes drugs and crap) so then you beat her, and then you get arrested and get raped in jail.

I wish for a peaceful lulzing pet Mudkip!

Granted.

I wish I could get out of my :f6' bellies.

Granted, but as poo.

I wish for a hyperlink.

Granted.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but you start forgetting everything else in your life and eventually lose all your memories except remembering to post wishes in this thread.

I wish for a sunny day.

Granted, but it's 100 degrees celcius.

I wish for less summer homework.

Wish granted but now during the school year you will get 10x more homework

I wish for nothing.. o.o

Granted, but you die.

srsly that response should be banned

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you die.

srsly that response should be banned

I couldn't think of anything.=(
Also wish granted.. but you get another wish.

I wish for a wish for that, too.

granted, but im gonna use that wish

i wish for some pudding ;-;

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

granted, but there was a problem with the machine while dipensing and you lose and eye X-@

i wish music was something visual, but not from music videos

Granted, but you get blind.

I wish NOTHING AT ALL.