Parents thread

My dad fills the role of husband, (Has a job, does man things.) and wife, (Cooks and cleans) while my mom fills the role of peach (bitches about everything)

Feel free to discuss your own parents here.

My Dad left us when I was 10. My Mom has been quite kind despite everything he has done.

My parents are Asian. I believe nothing else needs to be said.

My Dad left us when I was 10. My Mom has been quite kind despite everything he has done.

Whoa, surprisingly similar situation here. Dad left us when I was around 12-13, I think. I never remember because he couldn't be considered a father years before that.

My mom is the best in the world. Nothing would have been possible without her. She's great and incredibly strong. I definitely admire her, especially knowing everything she's been through in her life. I would have died. Yep, she's the best. Not gonna get all mushy, but I love her.

My father passed away when I was 5, though he was one of the kindest people I'll ever remember. My mom raised my sister and I alone. She may stress out a bit too easily, but in this life (and any other I'll never understand), she's the best I could ever ask for.

My parents suck. Just today they told me to sit down and told me this:

"Stop looking into such selective colleges like Columbia because, let's face it, you have no chance at getting in."

OKAY THEN, THANKS. I'll just let this 2250 SAT rot online while you tell me what schools to go to even though they don't offer the major that I want to pursue. YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. THANKS, MOM AND DAD. I WOULD BE LOST IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU.

i was born not knowing my father, and a bastard, and i was a bastard born on fathers day, of all days. my mother has worked hard, but she has horrible tastes in men and is stuck in a loveless marriage that she cannot or will not end, despite that no one likes that man, myself included. i hate her for the things she has done to my emotionally and mentally which lead to many events which helped shape my paradigms and morals.

lifes a peach, then you die.

My step dad and my mom both cheat on each other and treat me(most of the time) as a mere tennant.

[COLOR="Purple"]My mum and dad are divorced. I live between houses.

Dad has a 29 year old girlfriend. He is 48. They are actually seriously in love...
Mum has too many boyfriends to count. She is 42.

But nah, they're still both pretty cool.[/COLOR]

My parents abused me as a child. My mom recently passed away from drug overdose, and my father abandoned me. I am now living on the streets, with only a computer and a CAN OF SOUP to feed my hunger.

My mommy is awesome, except right now she's on a vacation traveling around Europe, and she didn't take me! She is also quite a hottie and looks ridiculously young for her age. I hope she passed those genes on to me.

Daddy got deported last month! God I am so happy. I can relax and never worry about him bothering me or my family ever again.

She is also quite a hottie and looks ridiculously young for her age. I hope she passed those genes on to me.

Pics of mommy?

when my parents first got married, my dad gave my mom a big male chicken as a gift, and my mom ate the whole thing under a minute, after that my dad commited sucide cause he wants his gift back.

My parents abused me as a child. My mom recently passed away from drug overdose, and my father abandoned me. I am now living on the streets, with only a computer and a CAN OF SOUP to feed my hunger.

My parents are.. great. I mean, they are weird, but great. Much better than many other parents out of there. They let me do many things because they know they can trust me and luckily I haven't had any bad situations in my family, so yeah. I consider myself lucky for the nice family I have.

I know this is a parents thread but my entire imediate family is a giant [SIZE="4"]RAGE[/SIZE].

My mom and dad are opposites. My dads a high moraled person who has a 'editor' attitude. He's intelligent, to the point where he can proffessionaly ridicule in the most vulgar way in the most high grade vocabulary. My mom, a lot more teenage like. She doesn't look like a teenager but the entire community looks to her as the 'adult they can relate/ask questions too'. We don't have a community center but we have a nice gazeebo out back so we hold my sisters friends there well they just smoke and coherse. Sometimes they'd bring alcohal but my mom pours it out . She's a grade A liberal, pretty flexible about everything. In her younger years she was a party girl not gonna lie, but she wasnt a whore about it either. Now my sister, wow. Utter bi`tch, just hit her teen years.

Now my sister and mother share the same period cycle. 4 days prior its like the biggest PMS fest to the point where I have to sit in my room lol. It got to the point where i put the ketchup bottle's lid down when my dad likes it up, made me fix it, my mom then pmsed and made me clean out the fridge and scrub it. 2 weeks pass their cycle ends. Then my dad has all this pent up frustration from their pmsing, he starts to pms. He's retired military and a perfectionist..you can imagine what he means by 'clean xx'. In other words, deinfect it.

wow, your family sounds cool dude.

Perants split up when i was 17 currently 20 and live where ever i want, when im with dad i feel like its just living with guys like in a share house we all do our own part, with mum i help out, with bills helping her understand contracts and ect i enjoy it.

My parents are Asian. I believe nothing else needs to be said.

Same goes with me, except that my dad does the peaching

wow, your family sounds cool dude.

Can't tell if that's sarcasm

Can't tell if that's sarcasm

Oh, it wasn't.