Draw the Goomba a new face

10/10.

Did anybody here bother to consult the REAL goomba about this? You guys are making all these caricatures of my face, and you don't EVEN KNOW ME!!! Don't you know, the victors write history, and that's why you hear Mario's side of this, I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! *rages*

Ohai Goomba.

Did anybody here bother to consult the REAL goomba about this? You guys are making all these caricatures of my face, and you don't EVEN KNOW ME!!! Don't you know, the victors write history, and that's why you hear Mario's side of this, I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! *rages*

Stfu *stomp*

Did anybody here bother to consult the REAL goomba about this? You guys are making all these caricatures of my face, and you don't EVEN KNOW ME!!! Don't you know, the victors write history, and that's why you hear Mario's side of this, I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! *rages*

Well, excuuuuse me, if I didn't get the result you were looking from. I did the best I could with that ridiculous pic you sent me... OR YOU WANT ME TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT PICTURE OF YOU IN A THONG? Yeah, the one you sent me to pose for me. I PUKED, YOU KNOW?

So, if you want a real artist next time, hire Mr. Fucking Picasso. He knows how to draw DEFORMED faces better. OH, and I'm sorry if I couldn't nail that mark on your bald, looking like EUROPE. Of course, you had to not PAY ME, you MORON. Know how much I wasted in PAINT there? MORE THAN 3 CENTS. HOW AM I GOING TO EAT THIS MONTH? HOW.


That's what I get, for trusting a damn GOOMBA.

You low-life bastards, I am telling King Koopa on you, and we're going to invade your country and eat all your chickens. You think mario and luigi are gonna save you? Well, here's a little secret, you pompous jackasses, they've been hired to clean up $hit in some rich guy's mansion cause stomping goombas DOES NOT PAY and by the time they get out, all of you pompous jackasses will be SQUASHED!!! King Koopa will OWN you, kthxbai.

You low-life bastards, I am telling King Koopa on you, and we're going to invade your country and eat all your chickens. You think mario and luigi are gonna save you? Well, here's a little secret, you pompous jackasses, they've been hired to clean up $hit in some rich guy's mansion cause stomping goombas DOES NOT PAY and by the time they get out, all of you pompous jackasses will be SQUASHED!!! King Koopa will OWN you, kthxbai.

Well, guess what? Sending me your adress was quite a mistake. And about my inventory, being bigger than usual... Guess what's in there?

Fire Flowers. MANY.

I'm coming for you, and your KING is next. You made this personal.



PS: WOAH! White fits me way better than I thought!

Well, guess what? Sending me your adress was quite a mistake. And about my inventory, being bigger than usual... Guess what's in there?

Fire Flowers. MANY.

I'm coming for you, and your KING is next. You made this personal.

PS: WOAH! White fits me way better than I thought!

Fire flowers can't be used by little wannabee plumber fuucks. AIDS and fail, AIDS and fail I tell ya.

I have chortles!@ Flawfull bring goombas many sad. They cry as flawful locks them in cage.

Fire flowers can't be used by little wannabee plumber fuucks. AIDS and fail, AIDS and fail I tell ya.

How about a machine gun?

Fire flowers can't be used by little wannabee plumber fuucks. AIDS and fail, AIDS and fail I tell ya.

Who said I'm a plumber?

Look behind you. I left a funny message behind your fridge.

Who said I'm a plumber?

Look behind you. I left a funny message behind your fridge.

So what you mean is, you stole an armored car and used the proceeds to fund your armed militia compound?

This is just more evidence that humans have more to fear from humans than from King Koopa.

So what you mean is, you stole an armored car and used the proceeds to fund your armed militia compound?

This is just more evidence that humans have more to fear from humans than from King Koopa.

Yeah all bowser wants to do is rape the princess of mushroom kingdom.

Yeah all bowser wants to do is rape the princess of mushroom kingdom.

She got AIDS from taking a piss on Mario's toilet. King Bowser only surprise seckses certified CLEAN hookers.

I mean what kind of name is Princess PEACH?! PEaCH!!!! I mean, what censors to PEACH on this forum? Think about that for a second! THiNK!!!!

Screw Peach, she's a PEACH. This is personal. Also, no, I just run and stomp, and wall jump and all... BUT I DON'T NEED TO PLUMB (lolword). Also, I'm surprised you couldn't look behind your fridge... Maybe your muscular arms couldn't lift it?...

OH WAIT.

HAHAHAHA

Screw Peach, she's a PEACH. This is personal. Also, no, I just run and stomp, and wall jump and all... BUT I DON'T NEED TO PLUMB (lolword). Also, I'm surprised you couldn't look behind your fridge... Maybe your muscular arms couldn't lift it?...

OH WAIT.

HAHAHAHA

SHUt UP YOU RED-HATTED STICK FIGURE

Quantact, you gotta stop signing up for mults just to troll. It's getting annoying.

Quantact, you gotta stop signing up for mults just to troll. It's getting annoying.

Wait, so it's not a real Goomba?

Quantact, you gotta stop signing up for mults just to troll. It's getting annoying.

Aw damn it, you had to ruin my lulz. And I was doing so well.

Wait, so it's not a real Goomba?

I think its bowser.

Aw damn it, you had to ruin my lulz. And I was doing so well.

Wait... So if you aren't that goomba... Whose fridge did I write on?

...Oh dammit.

Did anybody here bother to consult the REAL goomba about this? You guys are making all these caricatures of my face, and you don't EVEN KNOW ME!!! Don't you know, the victors write history, and that's why you hear Mario's side of this, I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! *rages*