Corrupt a wish thread!

You're wish has been granted. Now everything you say, type, and think, will be BOLD!

I wish for life to go by faster.

Granted. It goes by fast. FAST. You crumple to the ground, dead in a matter of seconds.

I wish for meta tags.

I wish the above has a wish.

I wish the above has a wish.

I do. HAX

I wish I could edit a tad faster.

Granted, but she bought kitties.

I wish for a wish for a fish.

Granted, you edit at lightspeed but it is inaccurate and not to the point.

I wish I had a pretty kitty!

@tzk221: I WANTED her to buy kitties, in fact theres a stray I want her to take in.

I do. HAX

I wish I could edit a tad faster.

granted. You are now statistically better by 0.034%.

HA HA

My post was slow, but above has no wish, so it's okay.

no wish......BOOM

i wish more things would explode

granted, but they are so small you cant see the explosions.

i wish humans werent bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

granted you are know king bastard, filled with all the bastardness of the world....and are shunned.

i wish i could lvl in real life @-a

granted you are know king bastard, filled with all the bastardness of the world....and are shunned.

i wish i could lvl in real life @-a

Granted, but you have to kill 1,000 people to lvl up.

I wish IsaacGS of this forum would give me a hug and not do anything bad to me.

Granted, but it's actually Fiel disguised as IsaacGS.

I wish my internet speed was faster.

granted, but your internet is so fast, it travels back in time, taking you with it, to the time of Jebus, and you must help Jebus fend off the ALIENS!

i wish jebus was a real person

Granted, but he eats your head.

I wish my guild has more than three people.

Wish granted, but other than the three original people, they're all clones of the original people!

I wish I don't need to sleep.

Wish granted, but other than the three original people, they're all clones of the original people!

I wish I don't need to sleep.

Granted, but you go crazy from lack of sleep. :p

I wish that IsaacGS of this fourm would give me a hug, and he won't hurt me, and IT'S ACTUALLY HIM! D:

currupt that!

Granted, but you die in three days.

I wish for a pan lid.

Granted. But you're still missing the frying pan that would complete the set and allow you to take over the world.

I wish for a pan lid and frying pan so I can take over the world and then sell it on Ebay.

Granted, but the government officials you hired to help rule the world ban eBay forever, so you could sell it on eBay IF it existed, which it no longer does.

Granted, but you die in three days.

^lol




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Granted, but all your wishes don't matter.

I wish that IsaacGS of this forum would give me a hug, that no harm would come to me or him, it's really him, and nothing bad will happen!

Granted, however when going forward to hug you, he spots me and hugs mee!

I wisssssssssh, Jason wouldn't corrupt this wish (