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Where the fuuck are all the Belmonts?
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2009-09-23, 02:40 PM
Seriously, I am getting sick of doing all the work around here. Don't these guys know I gotta sleep in my coffin sometimes? I swear, the Belmonts must be on welfare, cause I can't imagine hard-working vampire hunters ever becoming so fuucking lazy. Even more reason to vote against Obama in the next elections.
  
2009-09-23, 02:50 PM
The belmonts are on vacation in florida. In fact, I saw one just the other day!
2009-09-23, 02:52 PM
ablu2 Wrote:The belmonts are on vacation in florida. In fact, I saw one just the other day! Well, next time you see them, tell them to get their lazy asses back to Transylvania, or I'll tell the union.
2009-09-23, 02:58 PM
Alucard Wrote:Well, next time you see them, tell them to get their lazy asses back to Transylvania, or I'll tell the union. Ok, ill do that. Maybe ill see one this saturday. 
2009-09-23, 03:02 PM
Dracula Wrote:You're a failure of a son. I hope you know that. You stay out of this, Dad, I am SO gonna kick your ass next Thursday! You better believe it, you deadbeat, we're storming your castle, and you'll be talking big then! 
2009-09-23, 03:06 PM
Alucard Wrote:Seriously, I am getting sick of doing all the work around here. Don't these guys know I gotta sleep in my coffin sometimes? I swear, the Belmonts must be on welfare, cause I can't imagine hard-working vampire hunters ever becoming so fuucking lazy. Even more reason to vote against Obama in the next elections.Like it's my fault that I got hypnotized by Shaft last time. Talk about holding a grudge. Dracula Wrote:You're a failure of a son. I hope you know that. Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
2009-09-23, 03:09 PM
RichterBelmont Wrote:Like it's my fault that I got hypnotized by Shaft last time. Talk about holding a grudge. Shaft was given the shaft. I mean last time was understandable, but what the fuuck are you doing in Florida? I mean, what's your excuse this time? 
2009-09-23, 03:12 PM
RichterBelmont Wrote:Die monster! You don't belong in this world!Oh just shut up! When I wake up they will sing songs about the pain I will inflict upon the both of you! 
2009-09-23, 03:14 PM
RichterBelmont Wrote:Like it's my fault that I got hypnotized by Shaft last time. Talk about holding a grudge. Hypnotized? Thats just like him.
2009-09-23, 03:15 PM
Dracula Wrote:Oh just shut up! When I wake up they will sing songs about the pain I will inflict upon the both of you!What are you going to do? Use the same attack pattern you've used for the past 600 years? Alucard Wrote:Shaft was given the shaft. I mean last time was understandable, but what the fuuck are you doing in Florida? I mean, what's your excuse this time?I got word that certain vampire was here, one worse than your dad.
2009-09-23, 03:16 PM
Dracula Wrote:Oh just shut up! When I wake up they will sing songs about the pain I will inflict upon the both of you! So, what, you're talking while asleep here? You haven't woken up, so you're talking long-distance through your pet bat or some shiit like that? By the way, nobody's gonna sing songs about you, your choir fuucking sucks, it's sucked for the last 300 years because all the REAL singers emigrated to Germany. That's what you get for sucking. With your credentials, you're lucky to have a castle at all. Normal respectable folk wouldn't elect you to be mayor of a trailer park. Quote:I got word that certain vampire was here, one worse than your dad. You must be talking about Jeb Bush. I checked that out last year, he seemed pretty chill.
2009-09-23, 03:20 PM
Alucard Wrote:So, what, you're talking while asleep here? You haven't woken up, so you're talking long-distance through your pet bat or some shiit like that? He must have a laptop in his coffin with him.
2009-09-23, 03:21 PM
ablu2 Wrote:He must have a laptop in his coffin with him. He probably bought it 12 years ago from IBM.
2009-09-23, 03:28 PM
Alucard Wrote:He probably bought it 12 years ago from IBM. 12 years? It cant be very good. 
2009-09-23, 03:56 PM
Dracula Wrote:Oh just shut up! When I wake up they will sing songs about the pain I will inflict upon the both of you! Dracula, didn't I tell you to take it easy for the next 100 years? Your blood pressure is much too high.
2009-09-23, 04:57 PM
Dr. Acula Wrote:Dracula, didn't I tell you to take it easy for the next 100 years? Your blood pressure is much too high. Actually, it's much too LOW. He's dead. Dead = low blood pressure. And you call yourself a doctor? God, they'll give ANYBODY a medical degree nowadays. |
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