If someone hits you....

....in the middle of publicity over an argument, what would you do?
Just a random question I would like to ask everyone

Give them a hug.

Honestly it's a vague question and I'm not sure. Depends on the situation and the someone.

Sry about the vagueness, I'll clear it up a bit.

if some one hit me in public say i was giving a speech i would play the sympathy card getting the public on my side then i would destroy there life when the media has had there fill.

[color="#cc8899"]I've actually had someone try to strangle me before with their arm (had their elbow in front of my neck)
I promptly jabbed my own elbow into their stomach. They generally left me alone afterwards.[/COLOR]

Up here, if yuo hit me - your getting fucked up!
On some for real pomegranate, there's fights everyday.

Dey get sued foo. I got demz lawyerz.

But really, I'd just hit them back.

Twitch at them, ask if they want to die, and then say something weird to them that involves tearing their limbs out and sticking it on their head, then proceed to kick their ass?

-beat the pomegranate out of him if it's a guy that I can beat
-get my friends to beat the pomegranate out of him later if he's too strong.
-ignore that incident if it's a girl.

Depends on the person :f6:

My best friend did that to me once. We were having a football game and it was like 8 man per team. He'd litterally take a step over the line of scrimmage and get tossed the football. He'd do this counting it as completions to get periodic first downs. I told him in this scenario what he was doing was bull sh`it because when you're in an actual game and theres linebackers you can't just simply toss the ball over their heads. He then told me I didn't know shi`t and spit in my face. I never faced such a confrontation before so I hocked up a loogie and spit it in his mouth while he was talking. He then hit me in the center of my chin and bottom lip. No blood or anything. I was pissed, felt betrayed, I stared him down about 2 seconds, he than ran away from me, he did not wanna fight me. I went into my house and just beat the pomegranate out of the bag in the basement. I came back out where I found out he was bragging about how I deserved it and pomegranate. My other friends didn't want to get in the middle of it and didn't comment. Rest assured he went home.

Couple of weeks past and my community got into boxing. So we put the gloves on and fucekd around. My bestfriend wouldn't fight though, so after about 8 rounds with people 2 grades higher than me, nick being about the same weight, a lil beefier though and david who was like 230lbs lol. Rest assured David wolloped me in like 8 hits. Went about 8 consecutive rounds until everyone convinced my best friend I was exhausted and it was a handicap. Well rest assured he had me down in like 4 hits by that time. He then bragged about it for 2 weeks.

My grudge got much larger, my spite much more sharp after the entire bus knew that he wolloped me. I mean yeah I gave him a huge handicap but it's a 'pride' thing. Made him look good. So I challenged him, behind nicks house, about an hour passed, the entire community was watching (including 2 girls who he was crushing on, one he was finally winning over) and I swear to god I turned into an animal. As soon as they said go, I let him hit me in the face, was a nice punch, right in my cheek, I took it and slammed my fist against his forehead, knocking him on his ass. He got up, they said go, he was on guard by this time, I put mine down and just put all my spite into one frekin falcon punch. Broke through his guard, smack dab in the bridge of his nose, breaking it, spit on his face while I walked away and everyone was screaming OOOOOOOOOHHHH. Eventually nicks mom came outside and called 911 for him lol. Havent spoken to the little pomegranate ever since.

if it were some random person, id call the police and have them arrested for assault. sure as hell there would be witnesses. if it were a friend of mine or someone i knew, i'd hit them back.

Really depends on the situation. I really hate conflicts in the first place and i generally leave people to their own pomegranate. Most of the time i would just walk away cause people are just stupid to pick on an asian guy with glasses- i mean stereotypically they're "weak" so picking on someone weak isn't the manliest of things to do.

My philosophy is to not get wryled up about random pomegranate that happens to you. Yeah they're a jerk for hitting you, but i'll walk away- call me what you will, i don't give a crap about "reps" or "street cred"; it's just a title.

I'd only fight back when there was/is no other option- meaning cornered and life threatening.

Granted if it's someone i really hated, i might punch them back on reason that they generally piss me off like no other. But this is an extreme case and mainly just cuz that person is a general dipstick.

I will never hit a girl unless they're threatening to kill me.

I usually wink. But if the guy pisses me off a swift kick to the nose should do it.

-shrug-

True story: In my sophomore year of high school, some senior continually messed with me (Stole a basketball from me, took a flash drive with all my reports and stuff on it, stolen my phone, etc., he's not just a plantain to me either, he's beaten some guy up). I had a basketball class back then, and I turned around for 5 seconds to get some stuff out of my locker, and I found my pants were gone. I proceeded to utter a series of derogatory names at him, and he went "Yeah? The fuck are you gonna do about it?"

I stomped on his foot, socked him in the face, kicked him in the nuts, slammed his head against the lockers about four times, took his backpack and all the stuff in it, put it all in the dumpster, threw his shoes into the football field, and left him with a huge bruise on his forehead.

I felt like the biggest badass on the face of this earth. I also found my pants.

Knowing my luck, even in a blind rage I would probably get my assed kicked, so probably sue. Or I could let it go on for a while and then get on that show on MTV where they have UFC people beat the pulp out of bullies by offering the bullies money for lasting. Really though, even though I'm pretty much a dork in real life, I've always been fairly cool with just about everyone (even people who I udderly despise..I just keep my opinions to myself). Also, in high school I never had classes with the people who I would conflict most with *coughjockscough* since I kept in AP classes most of the time and in the other classes just did my AP work.

I would cry.

Hmmm... I don't know. Depending on who it is, I have serverity measures depending on how much I know/like/dislike the person.

If I know and care about them - I'd grab them and either put them in a joint-lock, a choke-hold, or just pin them to the ground.

If I don't really care about the person or don't know them very well - I'd kick the pomegranate out of their face so they wouldn't be able to look at themselves in the mirror the same way ever again.

If I dislike/hate the person - Kick out their knees and claim self defense in court.