When I was a kid...

Yes, everyone. Bacon is my father.

I know you're ashamed of your ole' pa, but you don't gotta say it like that.

So that's why Paul is bicurious.

[COLOR="Green"]When I was a kid (3), I thought that I had accidentally let my pet rabbit out of the cage and it ran away. Then at age 15 my parents finally tell me, "No, it just died, and we buried it in the backyard. You just invented that whole story, and we didn't really feel like trying to convince you otherwise."

Btw, as per the other topic of this thread, I knew there was a vagina, and that it was in their pants, and that's how they made babies, but I was like, "Where the hell is it down there?" So then I googled it. I actually googled "Location of the vagina." Boy was that fun.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]When I was a kid (3), I thought that I had accidentally let my pet rabbit out of the cage and it ran away. Then at age 15 my parents finally tell me, "No, it just died, and we buried it in the backyard. You just invented that whole story, and we didn't really feel like trying to convince you otherwise."

Btw, as per the other topic of this thread, I knew there was a vagina, and that it was in their pants, and that's how they made babies, but I was like, "Where the hell is it down there?" So then I googled it. I actually googled "Location of the vagina." Boy was that fun.[/COLOR]

This was the first result.

I think the majority of us here are perhaps finding this a little unusual that (I assume you are over 18) you don't know much about YOUR OWN anatomy

LOL.

Also this.

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Girl next door let me touch her platypus, that was when I was 8 or something.

Edit: And I had no idea what's so special about it

This was the first result.

LOL.

Also this.

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Now imagine you're 11.

Girl next door let me touch her platypus, that was when I was 8 or something.

Edit: And I had no idea what's so special about it

[COLOR="Green"]Very well done.

I also love how this thread went from "Childish actions you did as a kid" to "vagina tales 101" [/COLOR]

I'd probably drench my mom in sand the next time we went to the beach.

When I was a kid, I would constantly write ideas for stories; only rarely would I ever follow through writing them. I've continued to this day.

When I was a kid (maybe 10 or 12, so not that young..), I convinced a bunch of other kids that I was from Planet Zi (from zoids). It made me cool.

Although I never believed it myself..

when i was a kid i was bullied and put myself into my own group away from everyone else. i read a lot and said things that at my age i regret now, and i also became very introverted. i didnt make my first real friend until 11th grade, and my shut in, reclusive nature persists to this day.

yes, kill joy.

Silly Fiel, everyone knows you press the Select button to switch from Donkey Kong to Diddy Kong or vice versa, and that you use Y to barrel roll. No wonder you couldn't switch to vice versa.

When I was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and wondered why his parents didn't name him Michelle Jackson. The voice! The face! The hair! How was I supposed to know?

I nearly can't recall anything from before i turned 12 and even after that things are still quite hazy.
The only thing I remember is a very chatty little red dragon that kept following me around. It had a lot to say about life, the world and all the little things that nobody ever talks about.
I wish I had listened better back then or that it would come back.

When i was a kid, I flashed 3 girls while in line for the slide at the pool Lets just say I didnt swim there again

When I was younger, I had to borrow my dad's coat and there were condoms in it.

When I was a kid, I saw my cousin (female) naked in the showers. I think this is why I became a pervert, though the image of her naked still scars me for life even til today, though my cousin IS hot.

When I was a kid, my preschool teacher said I'd grow up to be a terrorist.

To be great is to be misunderstood

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Also, when I was about 10 I knew this kid who was ~3 years younger than me. He liked to taunt me about this girl Amy in my class, claiming I wanted to kiss her and have sex with her and whatnot. (I guess it didn't help that he had a brother who was 23 at the time.) At the time I had no clue what intercourse was, only a vague idea that 'sex' and its derivations were somehow naughty words, but that sex could also mean gender. So I said to him, all smartass and condescending like, "What do you mean 'have sex'? Everyone has [a gender]."

Then we had sex ed not long after and I felt so stupid.

This kid told me that when he was 7, he was watching rugrats and thought you were born old or young, and didnt age. XD

When I was young and bought my first packet of skittles, I literally expected a rainbow to burst from me like in the tv ads. I cried when this didn't happen...

When I was a baby my parents hated me because I would never sleep and the cradle they put me in wouldn't hold me. I made stairs out of my stuff animals and pillows and I flip and land on my butt. It got so bad they taped a laundry hamper over it.

when my brother was born, I was staying with my grandparents and they took me to the hospital to see him.
When we got there there was a soda machine outside the room.
"Look at your Baby Brother!"
"Oh cool. Can I have a Dr. Pepper?"