Cake in the mail!
#1
Whoever creates a song about winning a cake in the mail will get a cake in the mail.

MY song:

 Spoiler
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#2
Awesome thread. Would read again. A++++
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#3
A fruit roll up I got said I would make a best selling song about Mashed Potatoes.

:f6:
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#4
y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:a fruit roll up i got said i would make a best selling song about mashed potatoes.

:f6:

do it!
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#5
ablu2 Wrote:do it!

Oh, yeah, it was a rap, not a song.
Biggrin
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#6
Cake in the mail
Is such a wonderful thing
It'll put springs in your shoes
And make you want to sing

Cake in the mail
It's a wonderful thing
Cake in the mail
UPS flavored icing

Cake in the mail
Ablu's sending me some
And if the that bish double crosses me,
I dual wield guns Glitter

WASN'T IT WONDERFUL? Glitter
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#7
xBTAx Wrote:Cake in the mail
Is such a wonderful thing
It'll put springs in your shoes
And make you want to sing

Cake in the mail
It's a wonderful thing
Cake in the mail
UPS flavored icing

Cake in the mail
Albu's sending me some
And if the that bish double crosses me,
I dual wield guns

WASN'T IT WONDERFUL? Glitter

Derp
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#8
xBTAx Wrote:Cake in the mail
Is such a wonderful thing
It'll put springs in your shoes
And make you want to sing

Cake in the mail
It's a wonderful thing
Cake in the mail
UPS flavored icing

Cake in the mail
Albu's sending me some
And if the that bish double crosses me,
I dual wield guns

WASN'T IT WONDERFUL? Glitter

Quote:[SIZE="5"]Albu's sending me some[/SIZE]

Quote:[SIZE="7"]Albu[/SIZE]

Why is it no-one can spell my name?
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#9
Damn. I even read it over. Can't believe I typo'd that.

Well, I still expect that cake.
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#10
xBTAx Wrote:Damn. I even read it over. Can't believe I typo'd that.

Well, I still expect that cake.

You will see it in your mailbox within the next 50 years.

*Hires a sniper*
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#11
Cake??? Song???

(Ziggy)

Hot pile on the candy it's such a pretty sight it makes the food taste
dandy but my tummy hurts all night

(Stingy)
I'll put in some ingredients but keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobediant I'm careful can't you see

(Stephanie)

I'ts a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake would end up crazy
if you do it by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake

(Pixel)

Making food is just like science with tools that blend and baste
every fun appliance gives the food a different taste

(Stephanie)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a (you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake
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#12
DarkPwnage Wrote:Cake??? Song???

(Ziggy)

Hot pile on the candy it's such a pretty sight it makes the food taste
dandy but my tummy hurts all night

(Stingy)
I'll put in some ingredients but keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobediant I'm careful can't you see

(Stephanie)

I'ts a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake would end up crazy
if you do it by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake

(Pixel)

Making food is just like science with tools that blend and baste
every fun appliance gives the food a different taste

(Stephanie)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a (you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake

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#13
Who needs a song, when you can have...HAIKU!?

My Cake In The Mail
Will Taste Better Than Snail
Can't Wait For The Mail
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#14
My Cake In The Mail
Will Taste Better Than Durp
Hippopotamus

(YES I KNOW IT WAS CENSORED)
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#15
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#16
DO NOT WANT D::::::::::::::

Seriously..put that in a spoiler or something.
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#17
I came up with this while I was in the shower.

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!

One year after..
he came to me..
and asked for,
a game of life..
double or nothing!
So I accepted.
And won.
And now I.....

Get TWO cakes in the mail..
every day..
two cakes..
in the mail..
every day..
because i
beat the
emperor
at monopoly!
At monopoly!
At monopoly!

Another year later..
He challenged me
to a game of,
sorry!
I beat him
yet again
and now I get

THREE cakes
in the mail
every day...
I get THREE cakes
in the mail
every day...
because
I
beat
the
emperor
at monopoly!

Over the years...
we played many different games...
and I got up to...

TEN cakes
in the mail
every day...
I get TEN cakes
in the mail
every day...
because
I
beat
the
emperor
at monopoly!

One, rainy evening,
he came up to me
one last time!
And he proposed
one thing we havent done yet.
rock paper scissors!

rock...
paper...
scissors...
Shoot!
Draw.

rock...
paper...
scissors...
Shoot!
Draw.

Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
Shoot!
He won.

So he shortened my supply..
all the way down...
and now I get...

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!
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