The have you ever thread

Yes, I like to gut fish. But eating them? No thanks!

Have you ever pooped a balloon?

Popped you mean? Yes.

Have you ever had an awesome idea?

Nope. All of them turned into failures.

Have you ever swallowed gum?

Nope. All of them turned into failures.

Have you ever swallowed gum?

Never, once i'm done chewing i'll just throw it in the trash can.

Have you ever broke an iPhone?

Never broken an iPhone--never had one.

Have you ever ... eaten baklava? (Sorry, I just baked some and I love the word. )

[edited to fix!]

Popped you mean? Yes.

Have you ever had an awesome idea?

No I meant pooped, it is a quote from "The Office"

On topic:

Nope...

Have you ever slapped/hit your computer?

Nope. I love my computer.

Have you ever seen elephants having cloitus?

Nope. I love my computer.

Have you ever seen elephants having coitus?

No....scary....

Have you ever asked a question like that?

Maybe...

Have you ever killed someone?

No.

Have you ever seen complete and utter fail?

@Blankout: o.O I blame my textbook for misspelling that word.

Yes, here it is:

Yes. o.O I blame my textbook for misspelling that word.

Have you ever seen complete and utter fail?

See? tzk even editted it to cover the fail:

No.

Have you ever seen complete and utter fail?

@Blankout: o.O I blame my textbook for misspelling that word.

Have you ever multi-quoted?

No,

Have you ever been to Antarctica?

no but i live in canada if that counts for anything.

have you ever rode a lama?

*Does not compute*

Have you ever ridden a llama?

Uh... ive never seen a real llama in person.

Have you ever had a bearded dragon?

Yes.

Have you ever clicked on this before?

Not on this forum.

Have you ever been caught nude by someone?(like in the bathroom or bedroom)

Yes, by my four year old host brother when I went for a foreign exchange to Venezuela. ::facepalm::


Have you ever watched a sunrise?

No, but i have seen a sun set.

Have you ever eaten more than 6 ortune cookies in a single sitting?

yes, and my fortunes were all different

have you ever looked into the moon and thought "man that is gey" cause theres a man looking at you from up there?