I hired a midget to join my band..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3wf0azrz...re=channel
Sorry no embedding allowed.

Where's the midget?

A black midget! Oooh, I like the Kings of Leon song too! And check out those damn things on his head. They are like the size of his body:f6:

I have never felt such an urge to kidnap someone before.

Dawwww

I have never felt such an urge to kidnap someone before.

I've wanted to adopt a son for a long time, now.

You, your fiancé, and I should form a polygamous union, kidnap the boy, brainwash him into forgetting about his natural parents and live happily ever after. Opeth can be the godfather and Ben: the godmother.

Sounds like a plan, Mr. Providence.

Where do I sign my soul away?

Sounds like a plan, Mr. Providence.

Where do I sign my soul away?

So i herd Satn runs a law firm in New York... he'll be moar than happey to send you a contract, offering reasonabel pricez 4 gud souls.

I've wanted to adopt a son for a long time, now.

You, your fiancé, and I should form a polygamous union, kidnap the boy, brainwash him into forgetting about his natural parents and live happily ever after. Opeth can be the godfather and Ben: the godmother.

Can I be the creepy Uncle that touches him improperly and eventually is thrown in prison?

Can I be the creepy Uncle that touches him improperly and eventually is thrown in prison?

I can see you doing that Chompy. Eventually, the family friend that introduces him into drugs would be me. But hey, don't hate.

I call being the grandfather who slips him porn every visit.

Chompy can join in.

I CALL annoying "erkelish" person that lives next door

I call being the grandfather who slips him porn every visit.

Chompy can join in.

I can pineapple my black nephew while- both of us and his grandpa watch porn!


That sounds like a valuable family memory.... *awwwwwhhh*