hao too b gramer nazi!

ths is a gide on how to mak urselfs a grammer nazi!

i dun wanna be a grammer nazi, y shuld i listen to u?

cuz, liek, bein a grammer nazi is, liek, teh most awesomest thing tere is!
u get to act lik you no evrythin, nd you get teh gurls with ur use of th englsh langwige.

i wan gurls!!! sign me up

wowowowowoah, u cnt jus bcome a grammer nazi. fisrt, u ned to get redy for it mentlly.

*Step 1: tink u know it all. once u got tht, thn u can go two step to.
*Step 2:by a dikshionairy. tatll be ur ultimat tool. w/o it, u cnnot b a grammer nazi. ull also ned a tehsuaris. nd, ull need 2 get a flme sheild, cuz u goin to get flams liek mad.

o.k., i gots da stuff, wht nxt?

ok, is tim to get startd as a gramer nazi. its rul simpl:

*Step 1: go to evry thred yu cee nd fix othr ppls gramer.
*Step 2: whn ppl try to flme u, edt thur posts nd mak it rihgt. thtll mak u look smrter!
*Step 3:...Profit!

cewl, i m liek teh awesomist, thx Profesor Black!

thnx u! now ur redy to be a gremmar nazi!

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m i r doin it ryte?

read the first 2 words and got a headache @_@

I know I'm gonna seem like I'm flaming a particular member. But in all complete honesty, being a grammar nazi, and actually being proud of it is probably one of the biggest displays of f'aggotry I've ever seen.

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I know I'm gonna seem like I'm flaming a particular member. But in all complete honesty, being a grammar nazi, and actually being proud of it is probably one of the biggest displays of f'aggotry I've ever seen.

I agree, that is why i dont openly correct other mistakes, cause i will sometimes make them

people need to learn2nazi in their heads

Your definitions are very broad. So broad that it skews things.

Playing along with the thread:

My grammar brings all the girls to the yard,
and they're like: "it's better than yours".
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge.

Grammer sucks.

Ugh, I hate bad grammar.

I was watching a TV clip on the web about Chelsea Clinton campaigning for her mom. It was a new story but referenced an event a few months old when Chelsea was asked a question by some 10 year old reporter. According to the transcription, Chelsea said (roughly) “I’m sorry, I don’t talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately, even though I think your cute.”

“Your” vs “you’re” is such a basic skill but I see it misused everywhere! And certainly the people in the media with communications degrees should be able to get it right! I was so angry that I actually looked it up and found one source that suggested it was a third grade skill.

Criticism is one of my talents, but I really don’t think proper use of “your” and “you’re” is too much to ask. I have a few grammar standards for myself (e.g. I try to use “fewer” and “less” properly (and also “e.g.” and “i.e.”) and I don’t fault others if they don’t know any better, but I just might think less of you if you use “your” when you should be using “you’re” and vice versa. I’ll forgive you in conversation, but not if it’s in writing (haha, homophone joke, get it?)

I’m not great at English stuff, but I do find some of it interesting and enjoy the stuff that is nit picky (that term is gross in writing) and almost like a logic puzzle. Today, I was looking at one of my pint glasses and it said “Stolen Lame Pint Glass”. I did buy it from the bar, they were just being clever since there are definitely a few that make it out without being purchased. Anyhow, I realized that the adjectives were out of order. Why would I steal a “Lame Pint Glass”? I think the point they were making was that it’s lame because it’s stolen, in which case it should be labeled a “Lame Stolen Pint Glass”.

Know what I'm saying?

lawlz awl yu pphz ned tu git a skolen. git yer ejukashn.

Ugh, I hate bad grammar.

I was watching a TV clip on the web about Chelsea Clinton campaigning for her mom. It was a new story but referenced an event a few months old when Chelsea was asked a question by some 10 year old reporter. According to the transcription, Chelsea said (roughly) “I’m sorry, I don’t talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately, even though I think your cute.”

“Your” vs “you’re” is such a basic skill but I see it misused everywhere! And certainly the people in the media with communications degrees should be able to get it right! I was so angry that I actually looked it up and found one source that suggested it was a third grade skill.

Criticism is one of my talents, but I really don’t think proper use of “your” and “you’re” is too much to ask. I have a few grammar standards for myself (e.g. I try to use “fewer” and “less” properly (and also “e.g.” and “i.e.”) and I don’t fault others if they don’t know any better, but I just might think less of you if you use “your” when you should be using “you’re” and vice versa. I’ll forgive you in conversation, but not if it’s in writing (haha, homophone joke, get it?)

I’m not great at English stuff, but I do find some of it interesting and enjoy the stuff that is nit picky (that term is gross in writing) and almost like a logic puzzle. Today, I was looking at one of my pint glasses and it said “Stolen Lame Pint Glass”. I did buy it from the bar, they were just being clever since there are definitely a few that make it out without being purchased. Anyhow, I realized that the adjectives were out of order. Why would I steal a “Lame Pint Glass”? I think the point they were making was that it’s lame because it’s stolen, in which case it should be labeled a “Lame Stolen Pint Glass”.

Know what I'm saying?

It's elitists like you that make me hate society.

It's elitists like you that make me hate society.

And its food like you that make people hate diets.

-stuff-
Know what I'm saying?

I know what you're saying. The words that make me the most angry that people misuse all the time are...

1. Your/You're. This takes the cake. It's not that hard.

2. Their/There/They're. That's not that hard, either. I mean seriously, how hard is it?

3. Then/Than. Once again, it's not that hard.


People need to go back to school and learn how to communicate at a level where people won't find them stupid.

I'm like that... but in Spanish. I yell at people that talk like retards

This is a guide on how to make yourselfs a grammar Nazi!

I don't wanna want to be a grammar Nazi, why should I listen to you?

Because, liek, being a grammar Nazi is, liek, the most awesomest thing there is!
You get to act like you know everything, and you get the girls with your use of the English language.

I want girls!!! Sign me up.

Wowowowowoah, you can't just become a grammar Nazi. First, you need to get ready for it mentally.

*Step 1: Think you know it all. Once you got that, then you can go two Step Two.
*Step 2: Buy a dictionairy. That'll be your ultimate tool. w/o Without it, you cannot be a grammar Nazi. You'll also need a thesaurus. nd Also, you'll need 2 to get a flame shield, because you are going to get flames like mad.

o.k. Okay, I gots da the stuff, what next?

Okay, it is time to get started as a grammar Nazi. It's really simple:

*Step 1: Go to every thread you see and fix other people's grammar.
*Step 2: When people try to flame you, edit their posts and make it them right. That'll make you look smarter!
*Step 3:...Profit!

cewl Cool, I am liek the most awesomeist. Thanks Professor Black!

Thank you! Now you're ready to be a grammar Nazi!

Fixed.

^^^
kill joy.

I see that Russt is having some spare time.

I see that Russt is having some spare time.

Shame it's not 100% accurate.

Shame is not 100% accurate.

Fixed that for you.